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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old 05-06-2003, 06:05 PM Thread Starter
 
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Can somebody explain my problem with women to me?

Tell me if this sounds like a problem. In the past two years, I have dated 5 strippers. The funny thing about this fact is that I have no desire to find these girls. I do not hangout at strip clubs, I rarely even visit such establishments. The first two girls that stripped were actually not strippers when I met them. Rather they were just regular girls, who lost their jobs, and needed to do something in order to make ends meet. Is it a strange coincidence that they were both redheads??

The third girl, I’d rather just not even mention, we went on one date, and that was one too many.

The fourth girl is a total sweetheart, which I met through one of my brother’s friends. We went out on a few dates and things were going really good. We were at a party and she was starting to get drunk, and in the process started mentioning her lesbian experience, much to the attention of all my friends. She concluded her story by saying, “but I made a shit load of money that night” then explained that she had been persuaded to try stripping by one of her friends. She only danced for three nights before hanging up the platform heels.

The fifth girl encounter just happened last night. I work as a barback (i.e., lowest life form found in a bar, in fact fruit flies have more authority than I) in a local bar out by me one night a week for some extra $$$$. I’m just going about my business when this cute brunette sitting at the bar asked my name as she introduced herself. I was kind of busy so I said it was a pleasure to meet her. I went and labored some more, and was walking out of the bathroom only to discover she was standing right by the door. She asked me how I liked working there, and what else I did, we talked for about 3 min, before I had to go run and do some more work.

I later found myself working just opposite of her, and she asked me if I’d join her for a drink at another bar, after we closed up. I reluctantly agreed too. So I went home, changed, and then drove up to the other bar. She buys me my first few drinks, and she starts kissing me (I’m not complaining). She seems to know everybody there, and starts putting on little striptease shows for some of the guys there. I don’t mind, I’m enjoying the view and all, but I wish it were a bit closer. At this point somebody there informed me of her previous employment/occupation.

She comes back to the table, and I ask her why she’d ask me to join her for a drink, then proceed to show everybody else her (fill in blanks), I’d enjoy it much more if she was closer when she was flashing. She replied by saying she was hoping to give me a private showing. I ask when that would be, and she just says something about how she thinks I’m cute, but that she doesn’t want anything serious, she just wants to have fun. I answer just saying “I get your number tonight then right?” and she says yes. For the record that’s the only thing I left with.

So I pose this question; if I’m not looking for strippers, how do I still attract them so feverishly?

Not to mention girl 5 is four years my senior.

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i think if you attach the sign "I have herpies" to your back that might help your situation.

and in the cases it doesnt... RUN!

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Is this a bad thing? The whole lesbian thing is about every mans dream. Whats wrong with a girl showing off her ASSets.

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i think if you attach the sign "I have herpies" to your back that might help your situation.

and in the cases it doesnt... RUN!
I think that might just work, hmmmm, gotta talk to screen printer tomorrow.

I really dont know if I'm complaining, but a nice decent girl I could bring home would be nice every once in a while. My friends were just commenting on statistics of it, and thought I'd share.

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The nice decent girls aren't always as they seem. A lot of times they can be just as jacked up as strippers, but in a whole different, more complicated sense. Then when you just start to fall for them, shit hits the fan...or it happens years later.

Eat it up while you can (no pun intended ).


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Re: Can somebody explain my problem with women to me?

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She seems to know everybody there, and starts putting on little striptease shows for some of the guys there. I don’t mind, I’m enjoying the view and all, but I wish it were a bit closer.

Mike -

Seems to me you are bringing most of this problem on yourself.

Maybe your woman search should include health clubs, supermarkets, or local sports bar. I know for a fact, my boyfriend has never been flashed in the freezer section at Dominicks.

I have been around enough men in my life to draw to this conclusion.....what the fuck is your compliant?
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ill tell it like it is.


your dating hoes and scanks dude.

if you want a wild time..your finding them in the right places.
fast women and sluty!

nothing wrong with that if thats what ya wanna get.

any women who mostly goes way out of the way to mess with you beware! although you cant put them all in the same bucket.


if you want a normal sweet WOMEN....then find and then feel them out by there actions...i dont even have to talk to a women anymore to sum them up in 5 minutes..of just watching them..and so do most guys.

do dont fool yourself into thinking..wow this was easy..and then you figure out SO WAS SHE.


well hope i helped ya out.



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Damn Mike ur on 5 now!! I think it's because the alligator shoes and the benjamins sticking out of your back pocket. don't forget the bling bling...gurlz love da blingity Bling\\

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dude, you do NOT have a problem. You have a gift.
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It's a very well told story, it sound's like something you should submit to Playboy, the Advisor column.
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Ever notice that "women" and "problems" are often mentioned in the same sentence

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I think that you'll find that the older you get the less of a problem this becomes. I say wait it out and enjoy. You could have worse problems.

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Sounds like you surround yourself with poeple like this and hangout in places that attract them.

If you truly want a girl to "take home to mom" I have to agree with Bikelesschick. Change your gameplan bro. Find some friends that don't set you up with girl like this and hangout in different places. Go to church dude and check into their singles events. You'll probably find lots of good girls there.

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Go to church dude and check into their singles events.
Woah Crazy lets not go overboard here. I know some very desperate screwed up women that frequent those scenes. No offense to the church, but your odds of finding an emotionally stable girl in that bunch is about the same as at a bar.

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Sounds like the last woman? that you were with, was just an exhibtionist, I mean she was dancing for everyone not just you. I say she? was a tranny and she? brought you to her? bar to make fun of you and to win a bet with all of the other guys there who knows she? is a guy ... just my .02

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Whats the difference between a bitch and a slut?

A slut will have sex with everyone at the bar, a bitch will have sex with everyone at the bar except you.





ok, for real you got 2 things going on here.

1. your shopping for women in a less than ideal location

2. you are attracted on some level to women of this type, just like girls that always date assholes then ask "why do I always get assholes?".

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Woah Crazy lets not go overboard here. I know some very desperate screwed up women that frequent those scenes. No offense to the church, but your odds of finding an emotionally stable girl in that bunch is about the same as at a bar.

depends what ones you go to bro. I'm married so I don't frequent them. But I do know some really cute girls who are just all around "good girls" that have gone to these things.

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2. you are attracted on some level to women of this type, just like girls that always date assholes then ask "why do I always get assholes?".
Yeah, you just gotta love the ones that claim all men are jerks then breaks up with you because you're "too nice".

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Yeah, you just gotta love the ones that claim all men are jerks then breaks up with you because you're "too nice".

Ohhhh....we have all been down that road too many times. Dave hit it right on, women claim they want a nice guy, but generally want a prick I have never been able to figure that out

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Re: Can somebody explain my problem with women to me?

I have read nothing else in this thread, and I found your problem with women two sentences in.

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Tell me if this sounds like a problem. In the past two years, I have dated 5 strippers.
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Cool

You are still young I am guessing, as long as you keep the captain wrapped up until he becomes a general you should be all good.

Now, like real state people say location, location, location... you work in a bar... most women in a bar are not looking for long term relationships... nothing wrong with strippers, nothings wrong with sluts if that is what you want... if you are looking for a sweet girl you are not going to find that in a one night stand.

I'm married and happy... not to say that it is going to last forever but I hope that it does. I stayed away from sluts just because they are not my type... good girls take a little more work. Psycho girls come in all flavors too so beware what you think is a nice sweet girl might be just a psycho... when you find the right one you will know and you will marry her.

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so yeah, if i could please get the name of this bar that this new girl hangs out at....i would really appreciate it
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First of all, you should of at least got a hummer for the effort of meeting her at the second bar.

Secondly, quit looking for normal women....I got the last one

Thirdly(sp?) stay away from the church single scene....go to church to pray and give thanks...not to pick up chicks.

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I forget that most of you guys are catholic. Not to generalize but I've heard the catholic scenes can get scarey. He wanted someone to bring home to mom. I'm not so much saying the local parish singles dance, more like young adult groups and stuff. The nicest girls I've dated I have met at church or they go to church, sorry for seeing a pattern.

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Thirdly(sp?) stay away from the church single scene....go to church to pray and give thanks...not to pick up chicks.

Don't get me started on why we should go to church that's a whole other thread

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Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me... haha


Honestly though, I imagine you are attracted to these girls to a point. Why not, they are fun, outgoing, and most of all easy. They are NOT girlfriends though, not normal ones anyways. Trust me, if you are looking for a serious relationship then stay away form the strippers. Their heads are not wired the same.

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Go to church dude and check into their singles events. You'll probably find lots of good girls there.
With his luck he'd probably wind up with a "reformed stripper"....

Anyway, to echo what a lot of people are saying, I'll put it this way:

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