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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 12-17-2007, 10:53 PM Thread Starter
 
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Anyone ever had a stripper in a limo for entertainment?

Alright, my friends and I do a limo every New Years. I'm looking for something a little special since my best friend and I both recently ended our long-term relationships. I've already got the Cadillac Escalade limo, but I'm wondering if lap dances the entire time we are driving around before and after clubs would make for a memorable night. We are all 22-24 yrs old and, of course, ridiculous when everyone is back from school for break.. There's going to be around 15-18 of us going out. Any opinions?
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If i read right PTG is available for a small fee and will do anything you want

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Not sure how well that would work, We did a party bus a few years back for a B-day party, I'll tell ya we were falling all over the place trying to move around in there while the vehicle was moving.




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Not sure how well that would work, We did a party bus a few years back for a B-day party, I'll tell ya we were falling all over the place trying to move around in there while the vehicle was moving.
I agree. My buddies and I took a party bus a few weeks ago, and I was having a hard enough time sitting still in there. Couldn't imagine a stripper trying to give a lap dance in there. Well, I could, but not with out picturing the stripper flying across the bus

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I've done the party bus thing, the seats don't help with sliding. You guys don't think a limo would be a little easier to remain 'stable'? Damn I really wanna try this . Someone give me an excuse!! I would have figured you guys would all be for it and asking for pictures.
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I've done the party bus thing, the seats don't help with sliding. You guys don't think a limo would be a little easier to remain 'stable'? Damn I really wanna try this . Someone give me an excuse!! I would have figured you guys would all be for it and asking for pictures.
DO IT AND TAKE PICTURES!!

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Not sure how well that would work, We did a party bus a few years back for a B-day party, I'll tell ya we were falling all over the place trying to move around in there while the vehicle was moving.
Just have her do all the moving!

Better yet, strip her down and have her pop around like popcorn in the microwave.

But pictures are required. Just be sure she's aware of that.

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Call around and find one of those Hummer limo's.

That should give you more head room.

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That should give you more head room.
Haha! Head room... teehehehe

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I would stray away from the lap dances and have the hired help focus more on cap washings - It just makes sense

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i dont see how having a stripper in the limo wouldnt be more fun

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not any more different than having a hooker in a limo

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Did the party bus thing for a birthday, it was quite fun until the driver threatened to kick me out for jumping from seat to seat. Stripper in a limo, sounds like good times.

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Even better, get one of the limos that have jaccuzi in the back. Than add the stripper.
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Why not just pick up some ladies and get your freak on in the limo. I cannot see having to pay for the talent. Plus 15-18 people in a limo is a sausage fest anyway, the last thing I would want is a hooker getting everyone excited
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post #21 of 22 (permalink) Old 12-18-2007, 07:37 PM
 
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you should just hire some hookers so you can actually get something more than blue balls and vagina juice...
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hotel, hookers and a cab. half the price and twice the fun.

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