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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 12-21-2007, 11:12 AM Thread Starter
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Figured out what I want for Christmas (somewhat NSFW PG-13)

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post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 12-21-2007, 11:14 AM
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you wouldnt know what to do with that




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Wow!

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post #6 of 30 (permalink) Old 12-21-2007, 11:32 AM
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I'll take one too.

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She would be better without the fake boobies.

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post #8 of 30 (permalink) Old 12-21-2007, 11:41 AM
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She would be better without the fake boobies.
Definintely aftermarket cans, but Chills would like to shake the doctor's hand.

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post #10 of 30 (permalink) Old 12-21-2007, 11:46 AM
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i would do her.. but ehh she would not be my first choice.

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those boobs probably feel like a big bag of sand

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post #12 of 30 (permalink) Old 12-21-2007, 11:50 AM Thread Starter
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she competes in fitness competitions. without fake boobs, she's be flat as a board.

I personally like aftermarket parts. If you can see them, touch them, and motorboat them how can they be fake?

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those boobs probably feel like a big bag of sand
Like you would care if you had the chance.

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I would like her to sit on my face.

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She would be better without the fake boobies.
Agreed those things are too fake, but the rest of the body is awesome .

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I wish i was her top.

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I will bow down to her!!!

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I'd cock her down. Fake tits and all.

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I'd fuck her shadow on a gravel road

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I bet her cooter can break your cock off if she clenched hard enough.

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And I'll take sloppy seconds of that shadow.
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I bet her cooter can break your cock off if she clenched hard enough.
It would be a small price to pay.

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I bet her cooter can break your cock off if she clenched hard enough.
That would be awesome if she clenched while I was cumming.

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