Guess I'm Moving
So I was down the street at Jewel browsing the liquor aisles for some booze to have ready for tomorrow. As I was walking up and down the aisle looking for what I wanted, out of the corner of my eye I saw this bum looking guy in ratty clothes turn down the aisle. This guy was a real dirty piece of shit, I could tell immediately. But also some hot girls walked into the aisle behind him, probably looking for some booze too. I gotta say the bum was putting me off and obviously these 2 chicks too cause he kept staring at them and I could hear them whisper as they walked by about how creepy he was. He was going up and down the aisle looking at the whiskey racks so at first I thought, maybe he was Jrock, haha. Anyway I picked up a bottle of some Captain Morgan and was about to leave when I saw the bum walk by these 2 girls and pinch ones ass. She jumped and screamed out and immediately started with the attitude "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCKING CREEP!" ill never forget what he said, he looked at her and said "shut the fuck up you skank, not got much of an ass anyway", i was like hooooly shit haha. So I walked by and was like "hey maybe you should leave the girls alone, they dont like old bums touching em". this is when shit got real, he fucking slaps the bottle of Captain Morgan out of my hands and it falls to the floor and shatters and I didn't know what else to do so I fucking socked him in the face and then he shoved me into the rack and a bunch of other bottles fell. By now the girls ran off to get some help and one of the jewel supervisors called the police. me and the bum were both sitting in handcuffs and i had them call my mom up, which was just a fuckin stupid thing to do cause once she got up and heard what happened she freaked the fuck out and said this neighborhood wasnt safe anymore. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air!". I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!
Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Denis Diderot