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Looks like she forgot to put tanning lotion on the rest of her body
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Albino white is how Maoisn likes them. The best part of a tanned chick are the white parts. True story.

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looks like she's wearing colored contacts.
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looks like she's wearing colored contacts.
Then maybe the glue-spew won't sting as much.

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Pretty much anything fake is a huge turn off of mine.
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I wonder if she would still look pretty w/o all that on her
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what is she about 13?

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Pretty much anything fake is a huge turn off of mine.
I'm Saying Jess is going to be jealous that Mao is looking at other chicks. no one cares about you.

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I wonder if she would still look pretty w/o all that on her
Yes she would. You can smooth out the rough edges but you can't spin straw in to gold.

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what is she about 13?
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I'm Saying Jess is going to be jealous that Mao is looking at other chicks. no one cares about you.


You should have been there for the whole conversation. It was hilarious. where'd that thread go?
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I'm Saying Jess is going to be jealous that Mao is looking at other chicks. no one cares about you.
She's over me. It took her all of 5 seconds.

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what is she about 13?
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You should have been there for the whole conversation. It was hilarious. where'd that thread go?
Maybe I wasn't drunk enough but I did not find it funny at all. I did find it funny though that you ran out like a little girl, broke a bottle and was escorted back into the house. Now that right there is funny!

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How fast does your bike go?
120-130 is the fastest I took it. It's the truth. Why is that funny?

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Her rounder head and rounder eyes make her look younger..

'Guage' had the same facial structure that allowed her to pose as a 'teen model' for a while.

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+1 Anyone know the number to Dateline NBC . Mao, may I suggest you burn your hard drives now.
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Her rounder head and rounder eyes make her look younger..

'Guage' had the same facial structure that allowed her to pose as a 'teen model' for a while.
Ahhh yes, Guage. FAP FAP FAP

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+1 Anyone know the number to Dateline NBC . Mao, may I suggest you burn your hard drives now.
I think Chris Hansen is busy trying to locate mopar.

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haha, gauge. good reference.

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Haha! you beat me to that one.

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Ahhh yes, Guage. FAP FAP FAP

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DancingHeather has a hot accent.

I think she Welsh...I like Welsh girls...true story!
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Anyways, Mao, dude that chick has a huge focken forehead, the forehead to whole face ration is whack. Your kryptonite is " the girl next door" look
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yeah that 16 year old slut needs to learn how to lip sync. i coun't get past how it doesn't' even LOOK like she is seeing.















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