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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-04-2008, 01:57 PM Thread Starter
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The quickest way..

to getting a six pack is by eating mushrooms. True story.

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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-04-2008, 01:59 PM
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should this be moved to the Health & Fitness forum or the Funny Papers?
I woulda posted it in the H&F forum but i didn't want the buff guys kicking my ass. How about the cooking forum?>

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Hey Rob, I need a hook up to some good green. Like strong shit..... it's uh for my friend.

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Well, I guess we could learn from this lesson.

Bobbert ate the mushrooms and laughed so hard, the next morning he woke up with a six pack.


Acid lasts longer, try that next time
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Bobbert ate the mushrooms and laughed so hard, the next morning he woke up with a six pack.

True story. After you texted that your moobs loved me, i ate a half an 8th of shrooms and had nice visuals of your mantits rubbing up against my genitals. Shortly after, i blacked out and woke up nekkid, with a 6pack. Will post pics over the weekend.

Oh yeah, home cooked meals are good for 6packs too.

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half of an 1/8th won't even give me visuals, gimme double that and I might enjoy it. Fucking tolerances.
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Hey Rob, I need a hook up to some good green. Like strong shit..... it's uh for my friend.
I've no clue what you speak of.

Bobbert 2, it was the 1st time, didn't even know what to expect. I was told that i was doing helicopters on the snow and jumping from couch to couch after consumption, and laughing uncontrollably. Then the gf states that i passed out in the bathroom (this was also after having 2 bottles of henney, 1 bottle of patron, and a few rolling rocks).

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Dude, drinking and tripping DO.NOT.MIX.

Wish someone told you that. Fuck. Next time wait until a nice warm afternoon where you have NO commitments, and plenty of space to explore without people looking at you funny for examining the bottom of your shoes.
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Dude, drinking and tripping DO.NOT.MIX.

Wish someone told you that. Fuck. Next time wait until a nice warm afternoon where you have NO commitments, and plenty of space to explore without people looking at you funny for examining the bottom of your shoes.
WTH? I was told it worked better after consuming alcoholic beverages! ROOKIES! Eh, it was free, i had a good time, and got a 6 pack out of it. No complaints here. Way to start the new year.

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But you don't remember the connection you had with mother shoe, these are the important things about hallucinogenics.
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i wanna try shrooms
You want a 6 pack too huh?

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Acid lasts longer, try that next time
Nah, fun as hell but not worth the risk of F-ing up your brain chemistry.

My name is JB, people call me JB

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Nah, fun as hell but not worth the risk of F-ing up your brain chemistry.


Yes it is risky. I haven't touched it in years, but being in your own world for 8, sometimes 14 hours can be quite interesting. I can't stand the brain fry the next day.
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Dude, drinking and tripping DO.NOT.MIX.

Wish someone told you that. Fuck. Next time wait until a nice warm afternoon where you have NO commitments, and plenty of space to explore without people looking at you funny for examining the bottom of your shoes.
hiking at starved rock ftw!

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Dude, drinking and tripping DO.NOT.MIX.

Wish someone told you that. Fuck. Next time wait until a nice warm afternoon where you have NO commitments, and plenty of space to explore without people looking at you funny for examining the bottom of your shoes.
Like in Golden Gate Park, where no one cares whether your are looking at soles or clods of dirt in front of the fountains while being able to see the streams of water as individual jets in slomo or being totally overwhelmed by millions of little beacons of light eminating from all over the globe of the earth rotating in the lobby, or watching the buffalos hump or trying to count the pebbles in the tea garden... Roos don't cut it... Timothy Leary...
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whoa...i looked in the mirror, and thought of....


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hypnotoad!...crazy stuff it is

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