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post #2 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-19-2008, 11:10 PM
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hahahahah...actually I found 2 good looking females. I'd be afraid...oh so very afraid.

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post #3 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 08:26 AM
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you could be like George and date that chick from the womans prison..

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I'd pee in her butt...



WAIT i take that back, she's in for murder

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Just hide all knives and guns and any other items used as weapons beforehand


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Just hide all knives and guns and any other items used as weapons beforehand
i googled her name.. looks like she stabbed a guy in the chest

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post #8 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 09:31 AM
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I'd pee in her butt...



WAIT i take that back, she's in for murder
I'd take my chances.

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It goes without saying you have to pat her down and frisk her inside and out. She could be hiding a shank in her cooch.

"The man who makes me your enemy, it is he who be the guilty one....Here I abandoned peace and desecrated law; fortune it is you I follow. Farewell to treaties. From now on war is our judge!"
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post #13 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 10:01 AM
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I have a death wish anyway! Tell me she murdered her boyfriend and it will get me really excited! Than I would want the hook-up!

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post #14 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 10:23 AM
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I have always dreamed of a man who writes poetry....


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I am going to keep it real!!! I am locked up and need someone to correspond with. So don't be shy feel free to write me. I am not in here for no violence. Any willing female is welcome, it don't matter what race. Here is a poem for you!!!

"God's letter to a woman"
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man. I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man, because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over man so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs as you was meant to do. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. To be continued... You have to earn the rest of my poem. This poem was written by me.
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post #15 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 11:06 AM
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I'd pee in her butt...



WAIT i take that back, she's in for murder
She'll be too old by the time she gets out anyways

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post #16 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 12:13 PM
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I have always dreamed of a man who writes poetry....
but is into drugs..

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post #17 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 12:19 PM
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but is into drugs..
So far there's no evidence he eats at Hooters or parties like a 20 year old, so I'm gonna write him a letter.........
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So far there's no evidence he eats at Hooters or parties like a 20 year old, so I'm gonna write him a letter.........

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You're just jealous that the guy can read, and he's in prison!
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post #20 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 12:34 PM
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You're just jealous that the guy can read, and he's in prison!
yeah, he can read a book while Bubba pushes his shit in...

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Good girl gone BAD!

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/nicole-9999.htm

She can be my prison bitch any day! I'm sure she's accustomed to anal sex!


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Good girl gone BAD!

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/nicole-9999.htm

She can be my prison bitch any day! I'm sure she's accustomed to anal sex!


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Are they sure this isn't a dude?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/krystal-9886.htm

She has more upper hair lip than the guys from ZZ Top

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A good 1 to take home to meet mom and dad

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AND she's from Illinois!!! We need to go to Manheim when she gets out! Release date: 12-14-08

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Good girl gone BAD!
she gets out soon too, and only in for robbery

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AND she's from Illinois!!! We need to go to Manheim when she gets out! Release date: 12-14-08
A CLSB road trip, she gets out and there are 100 motorcycles waiting for her

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she gets out soon too, and only in for robbery
How did you find that out? I tried googling her name but couldn't find anything.

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How did you find that out? I tried googling her name but couldn't find anything.
you really want to know how he found out?

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Someone befriend one of those female inmates. Everyone deserves a second chance in life. I'm interested to see what can happen. I'm too much of a pussy to do it.

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