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post #1 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-22-2008, 12:59 PM Thread Starter
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Night Out Permission Slips

My wife says we are going to start using these effective immediately. Let me know what you think. Should I agree to this? Please suggest any changes you think I should try to negotiate.


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Exactly whats wrong with this world. Toooo many guysa let thier wives walk all over them




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You are safe to go to Mannheim. I saw no mention of skanks in the contract.
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This is why I deemed it romantic if a chick would let me go where I wanted without a guilt trip. That permission slip is beyond funny . During riding season I guess we will have to stop by your house on the bike and ask the misses, Can Jrock come out and play today? .

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the permission slips should be reversed

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Single = no need for permission let alone permission slips FTW!
No, the girls you date sign restraining orders, not permission slips
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Single = no need for permission let alone permission slips FTW!

yeah, But jerking off gets old.
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Well she sent them to me as a joke. Do you think she is serious? Maybe the joke is on me.


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Well she sent them to me as a joke. Do you think she is serious? Maybe the joke is on me.

Best case-- they really were a joke.
Worst case-- she wants to send you a message that you could be a bit more sensitive when you go out.

I wouldn't worry too much.

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Single = no need for permission let alone permission slips FTW!
+1

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Best case-- they really were a joke.
Worst case-- she wants to send you a message that you could be a bit more sensitive when you go out.

I wouldn't worry too much.
Ok, I think my little joke is back firing on me. This is a joke. There is no message here but humor. I was totally kidding.

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Single = no need for permission let alone permission slips FTW!
3rd base has permission slips

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My permission? I slip her the cawk and put her to bed, then i go out.



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My permission? I slip her the cawk and put her to bed, then i go out.



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She is your wife not your mother. I know a lot of guys that actually want their wife's permission to go out.

I never understood this.

I am going out no I won't drive home drunk. If there is an emergency call.

That is all it takes.

We even do separate vacations.

It really is all about trust if your doing this silly permission slip thing then why don't you just say I do not trust you or I am too insecure that you will do....

You took a F'n vow live up to it.

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This is Mrs. Jrock. Total joke, he does not need a permission slip but now I'm thinking....Mannheim, skanks, maybe he does need one. Hmmm. The only thing he can't do is hang out with WSE.
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This is Mrs. Jrock. Total joke, he does not need a permission slip but now I'm thinking....Mannheim, skanks, maybe he does need one. Hmmm. The only thing he can't do is hang out with WSE.
I have not seen Jrock on our trips to Mannheim, so he is clear there. He is a model citizen on group rides and at bowling. I hope this progress report gets him more time on the outside .

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I have not seen Jrock on our trips to Mannheim, so he is clear there. He is a model citizen on group rides and at bowling. I hope this progress report gets him more time on the outside .
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I have not seen Jrock on our trips to Mannheim, so he is clear there. He is a model citizen on group rides and at bowling. I hope this progress report gets him more time on the outside .
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....how much did he pay you to say that...

And we were just talking about the Manheim runs last night....I still have yet to go on one.....that will change!!!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....how much did he pay you to say that...

And we were just talking about the Manheim runs last night....I still have yet to go on one.....that will change!!!
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This is Mrs. Jrock. Total joke, he does not need a permission slip but now I'm thinking....Mannheim, skanks, maybe he does need one. Hmmm. The only thing he can't do is hang out with WSE.
Ruh Roh.




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Really...it's "on" you???

If i'm reading this correctly, Ron, i think she's inviting you to pee in her butt.

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If i'm reading this correctly, Ron, i think she's inviting you to pee in her butt.
That is all a guy could really ask for right .

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