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post #1 of 58 (permalink) Old 01-22-2008, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
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Ok, got a situation. I friend of mine recently moved into a house. She is renting the place. She is a single mother with kids. Nice girl, very pretty.

Well turns out the landlord fucked up or something. Evidently, he never filed for an occupancy permit or something. I don't have all the details.

The point is they cannot stay in the house.

She has no family here and little money. She needs a cheap place to stay for a week until she can straighten things out.

Anyone have a hookup at a hotel or something that can give her a deal on a place for a week?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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OMG, you were on mannheim last night again werent you?




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OMG, you were on mannheim last night again werent you?
lol She's a girl I used to date. Called up out of the blue. She wouldn't fit in my place and frankly I don't want to deal with kids.

She probably got her ass evicted and is making up the story about the occupancy thing. But, regardless, she and her kids could be on the streets in this cold.
Someone's got to have a hotel hookup. Post up

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #8 of 58 (permalink) Old 01-22-2008, 02:21 PM Thread Starter
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Around what area is she located, and what can she afford?
She is in Illinois. I don't know what town. I'll find out. She will go anywhere to stay in a cheap safe location.

She probably could find something dirt cheap near mannheim, but those hotels are bug infested and unsafe.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Find someone who is a teacher, an employee of the state or the fed gov't, or active military to book the room for her. As long as she stays away from the city, the gov't rate is pretty decent.
In my experience, they don't hassle you too much about having orders or anything to get the rate.
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That lonly raven guy has a hotel




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You lost me at 4 kids.
Yeah, no shit, me too. lol

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Yeah, no shit, me too. lol
Wait there's still hope. Any one of those 4 kids, 16 year old female?

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Trust me, you can pee in her butt. And she is hot! She had cancer several years back. Poor girl. Never really recovered and got back on her feet after remission. It's a sad story actually.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Dont mean to sound soft but I do believe a member is asking for help in order to assist a women with kids and some of you take it to the level it should not being going as this seems to be a rather serious issue

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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You have to be careful when WSE says, she's hot. You have to ask, is she WSE Manheim hot or is she Maoisn is willing to go to jail hot?

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Dont mean to sound soft but I do believe a member is asking for help in order to assist a women with kids and some of you take it to the level it should not being going as this seems to be a rather serious issue
Sowwy. I'm going to hell.

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Wait there's still hope. Any one of those 4 kids, 16 year old female?
Sorry Mao, I think the oldest is 13. But she is gorgeous! Takes after her mother. The mother is part white/part latino fair skin.

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+1 But we have to look at the track record of the person who posted up.

This is the guy who whips it out during group photos.
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I just need to know one more thing before I pack my bags and meet Lucifer. Who is the Daddy/Daddies and what does he do?

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Does he live in a house up the hill with his mom?

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+1 But we have to look at the track record of the person who posted up.

This is the guy who whips it out during group photos.
lol No worries about offending me or the situation. The reality is she needs a place to stay. If a little levity helps the situation, then have at it.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I just need to know one more thing before I pack my bags and meet Lucifer. Who is the Daddy/Daddies and what does he do?
Dad is no where to be found. They used to have contact regularly, but then he started disappearing when the cancer hit. She has no idea where he is now.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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lol No worries about offending me or the situation. The reality she needs a place to stay. If a little levity helps the situation, then have at it.
If I had a bigger place I would lend it out.
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Agreed But in any case he did post it and I am sure if the kids were not in the picture he wouldnt be asking

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Dad is no where to be found. They used to have contact regularly, but then he started disappearing when the cancer hit. She has no idea where he is now.
Who has cancer? Her or him?

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Dad is no where to be found. They used to have contact regularly, but then he started disappearing when the cancer hit. She has no idea where he is now.
That is actually quite sad. I feel ashamed now. I hope she finds a place to stay. Unfortunately I have no vacancies.

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She did have some kind of female cancer several years back. Poor girl. Never really recovered and got back on her feet after remission. It's a sad story actually.
Cancer is nasty shit! True story.
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This might be a long shot, but do you know anyone who is in the military? My ex and I used to be able to book a hotel room at any military base for ourselves or family/friends for really cheap. I traveled through Europe and stayed at quite a few bases in the US and I don't think I ever paid more than $20 a night. I know Great Lakes is far north, but it's safe and cheap.

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