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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 01:20 PM Thread Starter
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mopar's new couch

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

link is questionable but PROBABLY NWS

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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 01:26 PM
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Ohh my god, that's pretty foul.

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That is Fawking AWESOME!!

I want it.


have the inlaws come over, "take a seat"

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It's rare that I'm lost for words, but this....this does it!

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I can picture him passing out in that.
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I should buy that so when the wife says "sleep on the couch" Its no biggy. I'd be getting pussy all night.

If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS!
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I wonder if it smells fishy, or like vinegar?

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Gives "fuck yo couch!" a new meaning!


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I wonder if it smells fishy, or like vinegar?
I am sure it is clean and it smells FINE. Jeez, people!!
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I am sure it is clean and it smells FINE. Jeez, people!!
That thing is from Sanfransico, it is probably tainted with something.

I still want it. Imagining the look on the upholstery cleaners face would be priceless!

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awesome

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makes more sense to hump that one then the one i have now

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Why were you searching vaginas in san fran anyway?

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..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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i think he was really searchin for vagina couches but cause he was lookin for fat chicks

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i think he was really searchin for vagina couches but cause he was lookin for fat chicks
haha.

no it was the first listing on the best of craigslist ads.

and no offense, but a vagina couch is like a train wreck, you dont want to look, but you are fucking curious

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Is that what a womans vag looks like after giving birth?

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haha.

no it was the first listing on the best of craigslist ads.

and no offense, but a vagina couch is like a train wreck, you dont want to look, but you are fucking curious
ahhh saved by the best of craigslist!

Who doesnt like to look at train wrecks?

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Is that what a womans vag looks like after giving birth?
no, that one would have a giant sign that says "get the f*ck away"
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that guys still gay for making a couch.
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Is that what a womans vag looks like after giving birth?


After giving birth to a fat baby.
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is it possible for alex to give a couch herpes?
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Did you guys notice, 25 posts and no word from mopar. He must be actually working at his new job. I know it's cold out, but did hell freeze over?

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Did you guys notice, 25 posts and no word from mopar. He must be actually working at his new job. I know it's cold out, but did hell freeze over?
maybe he fell into the couch and does not want to come out
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maybe he fell into the couch and does not want to come out
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Did you guys notice, 25 posts and no word from mopar. He must be actually working at his new job. I know it's cold out, but did hell freeze over?
dude, i'm busting my ass at the new job,.. fricken SUCKS!


i have already pee'd on the backside of this couch

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dude, i'm busting my ass at the new job,.. fricken SUCKS!
Yeah figured that. It's good for you. Make a good first impression.

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