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post #1 of 47 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 04:26 PM Thread Starter
 
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britney spears and Achmed hit a motorcycle

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post #2 of 47 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 04:27 PM
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this belongs in the "WHO GIVES A SHIT thread"

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why is it that everytime britney and car are in the same sentence, it ends badly

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From the sounds of the footage, the bike hit them, who knows though, she's a waste of flesh.

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looks more like the bike hit the car. But the real question, what kind of bike is that?

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bike hit them, not unexpected with the mayhem of paparazzi around them. Even if they are a POS, people should be granted some personal space.
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Achmed = Adnan Ghalib. Ok I get it, you were being racist.

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Achmed = Adnan Ghalib. Ok I get it, you were being racist.
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3. hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.
So where does it say I hate people that work at gas stations and convienant stores?
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So where does it say I hate people that work at gas stations and convienant stores?
Mods, please get rid of this worthless post. Temporary ban wouldn't be a bad idea either. This makes EVERYONE at CLSB look like a jackass.

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Mods, please get rid of this worthless post. Temporary ban wouldn't be a bad idea either. This makes EVERYONE at CLSB look like a jackass.
I say leave it. At least he's honest and we know where he stands.

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Mods, please get rid of this worthless post. Temporary ban wouldn't be a bad idea either. This makes EVERYONE at CLSB look like a jackass.
Just like when they tried to ban southpark for making a scientology episode. Thats being racist to people that believe in science
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Just like when they tried to ban southpark for making a scientology episode. Thats being racist to people that believe in science
This is the stupidest post I've ever read, you just defined racism in a previous post and now you use the word wrong? My nutsack has a higher IQ than you. It's not racist to ban a TV show under those circumstances, it may be censorship, but it's not racism.

I don't want to read that ignorant racist shit when I'm on a motorcycle forum, I'm sure your KKK buddies want to hear all about it, so go talk to them. Leave it off the board. I don't mind a discussion on racism, hell, I'm all about it. But for people to just put up random hate posts in the middle of threads about something totally separate from racism (or that should be separate from racism, like this one), just makes us all look like a bunch of trash.

People have a harsh enough view on motorcyclists, we don't need to add fuel to the fire with crap like this, especially when CLSB gets linked to all the time in Google searches. I have a CLSB sticker on my bike, I am proud to be part of this forum, it's full of (for the most part) smart and funny and safe riders that give the sport of motorcycling a good name, don't bring that down for us.


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Google search: Britney Spears motorcycle achmed, guess what's number one on the links:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...ed&btnG=Search

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This is the stupidest post I've ever read, you just defined racism in a previous post and now you use the word wrong? My nutsack has a higher IQ than you. It's not racist to ban a TV show under those circumstances, it may be censorship, but it's not racism.
Because it is meant to be stupid on purpose. Just like claiming saying achmed is racist.
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I don't want to read that ignorant racist shit when I'm on a motorcycle forum, I'm sure your KKK buddies want to hear all about it, so go talk to them. Leave it off the board. I don't mind a discussion on racism, hell, I'm all about it. But for people to just put up random hate posts in the middle of threads about something totally separate from racism (or that should be separate from racism, like this one), just makes us all look like a bunch of trash.
so do you know the difference between stereotyping and racism?
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People have a harsh enough view on motorcyclists, we don't need to add fuel to the fire with crap like this, especially when CLSB gets linked to all the time in Google searches. I have a CLSB sticker on my bike, I am proud to be part of this forum, it's full of (for the most part) smart and funny and safe riders that give the sport of motorcycling a good name, don't bring that down for us.
And I'm sure a lot of people find this funny. Just like the simpsons have Apu working at the quickie mart. So your also proud of advertising CLSB for the sex threads, political threads, etc.... Your not ashamed of people wanting a chick to poo in a cup. And no, I never seen the other cultures bashing each other. Never seen a polish joke, asian, or other culture ripping each other. So a polish person sees a CLSB sticker and comes on here and see polish jokes. You take things on here with a grain of salt.

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Now we can have more people join up CLSB and make it a bigger family. But how many people are going to search "achmed" ?
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Because it is meant to be stupid on purpose. Just like claiming saying achmed is racist.

so do you know the difference between stereotyping and racism?

And I'm sure a lot of people find this funny. Just like the simpsons have Apu working at the quickie mart. So your also proud of advertising CLSB for the sex threads, political threads, etc.... Your not ashamed of people wanting a chick to poo in a cup. And no, I never seen the other cultures bashing each other. Never seen a polish joke, asian, or other culture ripping each other. So a polish person sees a CLSB sticker and comes on here and see polish jokes. You take things on here with a grain of salt.


Now we can have more people join up CLSB and make it a bigger family. But how many people are going to search "achmed" ?
Stereotyping people based on race is racism and it is harmful, even if you find it funny.

No, I don't think there should be polish jokes, jewish jokes, hispanic jokes, etc. I'm not saying they're the worst thing in the world, but there's a difference between a joke and what you said which was just hate speech.


Either way, it's just my opinion that you should remove that post, listen to it or not. It's also my opinion that you're a racist asshole, but again, listen to it or not.

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Hey, this thread about Britney just got better... I'm not sure but is Achmed an actual name popular somewhere in the Middleeast?

Like I'm italian and people would call me Tony or Guido? I didn't fly of the handle.

As far as other races other than caucasians not stereotyping, being racist or just pointing out the obvious, you're dead wrong there. Every culture does it..
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Don't ask a mod to ban him, ask them to change the title of this thread to his actual name..
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So where does it say I hate people that work at gas stations and convienant stores?
Wow I just saw this thread and its hillarious....

You just made a generalization that all the gas stations/convenience stores are run by muslims ("Achmed" actually spelt "Ahmed"....:- an American reference to Muslims formed thanks to Middle Eastern and West Asian terrorist) when in fact most of these businesses are run by Hindus from India.
You just proved to everyone how ignorant you are.
this is hilarious...and yes I was born a Hindu(though not very religious) and have been refered to as Muslim multiple times because I sport a Goatee and I was even called middle eastern by someone even after I explained to them I am from India.

Since I did all my schooling back in India I can't really say but apparently they don't seem to teach much world geography in american schools.

Also I don't get offended at these things any more at all since I have gotten so use to it but now I feel entertained by the ignorance
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Wow I just saw this thread and its hillarious....

You just made a generalization that all the gas stations/convenience stores are run by muslims ("Achmed" actually spelt "Ahmed"....:- an American reference to Muslims formed thanks to Middle Eastern and West Asian terrorist) when in fact most of these businesses are run by Hindus from India.
You just proved to everyone how ignorant you are.
this is hilarious...and yes I was born a Hindu(though not very religious) and have been refered to as Muslim multiple times because I sport a Goatee and I was even called middle eastern by someone even after I explained to them I am from India.

Since I did all my schooling back in India I can't really say but apparently they don't seem to teach much world geography in american schools.

Also I don't get offended at these things any more at all since I have gotten so use to it but now I feel entertained by the ignorance

This is exactly why I didn't want his post deleted.

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LOL! Science isn't a race.

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LOL! Science isn't a race.
Exactly. Free speach must be protected, even if it is speach you hate.

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Exactly. Free speach must be protected, even if it is speach you hate.
I'm all about freedom to say what you want, but not when you're acting as a member of an organization that I support. That's where I draw a line. I don't want to be associated with a moron like that. I have no issue riding with him, but keep crap like this to yourself as we all get lumped together when people read posts like that and see a CLSB sticker on our bikes.

When you get older would you be part of the AARP if you knew they supported the holocaust?

Would you fly an NRA logo on your car's bumper if they didn't allow blacks in their organization?

Why would you want a CLSB sticker if this is an organization that displays crap like this on their public webforum?

I don't like reading it, I don't like being associated with it and I don't think that guys like 87nationalbuick should be given a forum (on this site) to say these things.

Again, my , but I don't like it.

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you're all about being a lil whiney bitch lately JESUS, get over it. Even I read it as he was just kidding around. You people get your panties all in a wad over the slightest little thing. Guess in 2008 we need a permenant whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance here at CLSB.

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Can we ban those who are racist against Ducati Owners too? Cuz they fuckin piss me off to no end

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you're all about being a lil whiney bitch lately JESUS, get over it. Even I read it as he was just kidding around. You people get your panties all in a wad over the slightest little thing. Guess in 2008 we need a permenant whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance here at CLSB.

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