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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 11:23 PM Thread Starter
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Ok, so I took some Paid time off from my ridiculously amazing job where they pay me hundreds of thousands of dollars to watch freaky internet porn to buy my supermodel girlfriend a new house.

Anyway, on the way to the realtor's office (she's smoking hot too and I'm banging her as well), I decided to stop at Lover's Lane to buy some sex toys to use while christening the house tonight. I start talking to the saleswoman at lovers lane, I mention the fact that I'm buying my girlfriend a house in a few minutes and how the house has a 12 car garage for my collection of antique Ferrari's. One thing leads to another and I mention that my dong is way larger than the biggest dildo they're selling at the store. Next thing I know, she gives me her phone number... strange.

So what is it that a normal dumb ass like me has cute girls always wanting to talk and play with me? I mean, really. I'm about as average as you can get - like that dude that sings that tune "Ordinary average guy..."

I'm not complaining. I am just wondering what hot chicks see in average guys? Are they sick of "hot" guys dogging them all the time? What?

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 11:25 PM
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 11:29 PM
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LOL Free rep for that one.

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 12:00 AM
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 04:13 AM Thread Starter
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 06:31 AM
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I'm just messing with you Paul, it's all in fun.
Fun, but with a point well made.

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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 07:35 AM
 
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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 07:52 AM
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Pcohenchicago must be popular to be birthing satirical posts from other members.
I'm an easy target.

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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 07:58 AM
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That's what she's thinking.
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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 08:04 AM
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That's what she's thinking.
Aren't you supposed to be recovering from last night or something?

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Aren't you supposed to be recovering from last night or something?
My arm is ok, jess is back.
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Ok, so I took some Paid time off from my ridiculously amazing job where they pay me hundreds of thousands of dollars to watch freaky internet porn to buy my supermodel girlfriend a new house.

Anyway, on the way to the realtor's office (she's smoking hot too and I'm banging her as well), I decided to stop at Lover's Lane to buy some sex toys to use while christening the house tonight. I start talking to the saleswoman at lovers lane, I mention the fact that I'm buying my girlfriend a house in a few minutes and how the house has a 12 car garage for my collection of antique Ferrari's. One thing leads to another and I mention that my dong is way larger than the biggest dildo they're selling at the store. Next thing I know, she gives me her phone number... strange.

So what is it that a normal dumb ass like me has cute girls always wanting to talk and play with me? I mean, really. I'm about as average as you can get - like that dude that sings that tune "Ordinary average guy..."

I'm not complaining. I am just wondering what hot chicks see in average guys? Are they sick of "hot" guys dogging them all the time? What?

envy/making fun of is a compliment to me.

show how much my life is better then others.



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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 09:37 AM
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You should be shamed of yourself for posting such a ridiculous thread.

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