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Join Date: Feb 2006
Sportbike: 955i Speed Triple, 100AE Road King, AP1 Honda S2000
Years Riding: 1/3rd of my life.
How you found us: Cave Johnson
Normal Guy - Huge Dong.
Ok, so I took some Paid time off from my ridiculously amazing job where they pay me hundreds of thousands of dollars to watch freaky internet porn to buy my supermodel girlfriend a new house.
Anyway, on the way to the realtor's office (she's smoking hot too and I'm banging her as well), I decided to stop at Lover's Lane to buy some sex toys to use while christening the house tonight. I start talking to the saleswoman at lovers lane, I mention the fact that I'm buying my girlfriend a house in a few minutes and how the house has a 12 car garage for my collection of antique Ferrari's. One thing leads to another and I mention that my dong is way larger than the biggest dildo they're selling at the store. Next thing I know, she gives me her phone number... strange.
So what is it that a normal dumb ass like me has cute girls always wanting to talk and play with me? I mean, really. I'm about as average as you can get - like that dude that sings that tune "Ordinary average guy..."
I'm not complaining. I am just wondering what hot chicks see in average guys? Are they sick of "hot" guys dogging them all the time? What?