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Man its cold out

Sucks getting in you car and seeing this for the last couple of days

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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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post #2 of 36 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 08:27 AM
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Well, park your car facing West and you won't see that "E" Problem solved.

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Shit. It was -11 when I rolled into work today in Montgomery.

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I don't know what you are talking about
I went to the beach today suckers although I can't laugh too hard cuz I'll be back soon
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I don't know what you are talking about
I went to the beach today suckers although I can't laugh too hard cuz I'll be back soon
Depending on the beach, you could be sitting in someone's spunk.

I'll take the cold, thank you.

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Depending on the beach, you could be sitting in someone's spunk.

I'll take the cold, thank you.
At least it biodegrades on the beach, in the cold it will be preserved til spring.
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At least it biodegrades on the beach, in the cold it will be preserved til spring.
The condom usually keeps it intact.

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Well, park your car facing West and you won't see that "E" Problem solved.
Actually I was sitting at a light when i noticed it went lower then what it was when I left

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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The condom usually keeps it intact.
I think I would notice a condom and not lay in it but that's just me...apparently my common sense doesn't match some of yours
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I think I would notice a condom and not lay in it but that's just me...apparently my common sense doesn't match some of yours
You would be surprised what's just below the surface on a beach. An old project we did in Boca Raton uncovered some interesting things from just runnint a metal garden rake over the sand.

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Well, park your car facing West and you won't see that "E" Problem solved.

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Folks...Ricky knows cold....this ain't cold...suck it up!

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Quit yer complainin'. I've slept outside in colder weather than this.


BTW, are you sure you don't want to go backpacking with me up north this weekend?

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There are only a few people on this board I'd do that with, even in a life-or-death situation. You, my friend, are not one of them.

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Still at the same number?

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I hope it warms up a bit before I get back to Chicago, in the meantime I'm enjoying 70-80 deg weather. I really dread the thought of having to go back to neg temps.
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The FAA has begun delaying flights to O'Hare:


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Quit yer complainin'. I've slept outside in colder weather than this.


BTW, are you sure you don't want to go backpacking with me up north this weekend?
Chills I want to but its not going to be possible ill have to catch the next one.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Chills I want to but its not going to be possible ill have to catch the next one.
Cool. I'm going to schedule one for late April. The weather will be nice in Southern IL, so hopefully we'll have more CLSBers going.

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Thanks for the screen print Chills but I have no idea what that stuff means I'm not scheduled to head back till Sunday anyway and with my luck, since I don't really have to be back for anything, they will not delay my flight.
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Thanks for the screen print Chills but I have no idea what that stuff means I'm not scheduled to head back till Sunday anyway and with my luck, since I don't really have to be back for anything, they will not delay my flight.
So far the weather looks good for Sunday. Unless the wind really kicks up from the NW then you shouldn't see much of a delay.


BTW, the screen-shot was a PS I did of the current National Airspace Status page. The FAA doesn't really delay planes due to "WELL DIGGER'S @SS COLD".


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The FAA has begun delaying flights to O'Hare:
they better fix it by tomorrow or I'm flying back to Singapore and staying there!
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they better fix it by tomorrow or I'm flying back to Singapore and staying there!
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Work in the weather!! Damn my ladder racks froze up and I couldn't get the 1 ladder down.

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