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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 12:46 PM Thread Starter
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Check out the poll question lol

So I got propositioned last night. $200 anything you want. I went through a pretty extensive list, and it really was anything you want. lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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dude, you have to post up what she was and wasn't willing to do.

$200 isn't bad. The ones at the wynn in Vegas were going for $500

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dude, you have to post up what she was and wasn't willing to do.

$200 isn't bad. The ones at the wynn in Vegas were going for $500
Pee in her butt was covered in anything. lol Swallowing was covered in anything. Other things covered were anal, DP with an object, pissing on her, pissing in her, massage, bj, facial, ATM, MTA, hair pulling, spanking, rim job. She'll even give you a massage when she is done!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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For $200 my list of requirements would be pretty extensive.

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$200 and she'd let you cover her in CLSB stickers, eat a nugget of poop on video, and you didn't do it?!?!?!
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Pee in her butt was covered in anything. lol Swallowing was covered in anything. Anal, DP with an object, pissing on her, pissing in her, massage, bj, facial, ATM, MTA, hair pulling, spanking, rim job. She'll give you a massage when she is done!
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$200 and she'd let you cover her in CLSB stickers, eat a nugget of poop on video, and you didn't do it?!?!?!
nugget of poop

Oh man, I forgot to ask about that one.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Pee in her butt was covered in anything. lol Swallowing was covered in anything. Anal, DP with an object, pissing on her, pissing in her, massage, bj, facial, ATM, MTA, hair pulling, spanking, rim job. She'll give you a massage when she is done!
You forgot vomit on her, shit on her, double fist, cutting, strangulation, animals, and last but not least, public acts of naked masturbation.
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Pee in her butt was covered in anything. lol Swallowing was covered in anything. Other things covered were anal, DP with an object, pissing on her, pissing in her, massage, bj, facial, ATM, MTA, hair pulling, spanking, rim job. She'll give you a massage when she is done!
WSE, you sir are a classy man!

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dude, take a gem like that home to meet mom!!



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The ones at the wynn in Vegas were going for $500
You can get them to $300.00 if you know WTF you are doing

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For $200 what did she look like? Age? Weight? Height?

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of said entertainer.
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of said entertainer.
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at $200 thats cheaper than a wife....and a lot of wives dont put out.

$200 anything goes broad FTW!!

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For $200, how much would the doctors bill be to get cleaned and checked?

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