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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 07:42 AM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 07:52 AM
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Ok, now that is just too darned funny!!

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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 07:57 AM
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Don't you just find a naughty girl sexy. I have to sleep with a razor blood under my tongue with these chicks .

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"Ride it like you have 30 monthly remaining payments" should keep most people out of trouble.
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 07:59 AM
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What's so great about getting married to someone in prison?

If you're anything like us, you're controlling. With Conjugal Harmony, we take out the guess work. You don't have to hire a private detective to know where your spouse is, who they're hanging out with, or ever wonder if you're being cheated on. By marrying a convict inside the prison system you can rest easy knowing that the state is looking out for you, and that you will be free of the nagging, shopping trips and extra-marital oversight so stifling to your relationship.



What if I want prison sex without the marriage?

Sorry, we can only set up conjugal visits between married couples. There are "inmate dating" sites out there, but those scams are designed so that you meet the inmate while he or she is on the inside, but your relationship can't be consummated until that criminal is released. Then you have all the hassles of dating (the costs, commitment, etc,) plus your left dating an ex-con. Our system is better, safer and far more beneficial.



Can I have more than one wife in prison?

All states within the country have laws prohibiting polygamy, but there is not a national registry that tracks such things. In theory, one could have an incarcerated spouse in all six of the states that permit conjugal visits, as well as one or more additional spouses who are not in the prison system. Such behavior would be highly unethical, moderately illegal, and recommended only to interstate truckers, airline staff, and those who have the ability to fully reap the benefits of such an arrangement. While we can not endorse such behavior, we would not be aware of it unless you told us it was the case, and we'd have to recommend you only select one of our Lifer packages in order to insure that none of them would be released unexpectedly.

Help, my "wife" is about to be released from prison!

Conjugal Harmony seeks only to connect law abiding citizens with those inmates who are serving sentences of life without the possibility of parole or longer. In rare cases, these convicts may earn a retrial based on new evidence which could potentially lead to early release. Though uncommon, this possibility does exist. It is for this very reason we strongly encourage you to secure prenuptial annulment and/or divorce papers, so that if your beloved spouse is released, as impossible as it may seem, you'll immediately be able to rescind your marriage in order to preserve your assets and pursue a new jailbird partner.

REP- I am dying laughing!

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:05 AM
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I kinda like "Brass1s". She looks like fun

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:05 AM
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I'm game, where do I sign.

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:11 AM
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Same here and you dont have to pay anything

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:22 AM
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:23 AM
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Yeah that Brass1s is pretty hot and she has a hot dog night thing going on. But what about that crazy ass Stabberella .. ha ha What a winner!!
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:28 AM
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I kinda like "Brass1s". She looks like fun

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Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder.
Manslaughter a COUPLE times?????

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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:29 AM
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