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at your next eye exam. If an assistant says he/she has to perform a 'strip' test, you should immediately get up and leave. What's worse is that we refer a lot of our patients to this opthamologist lol.


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Woman sues for toe licking

January 17, 2008
A woman has files a lawsuit against an opthalmologists for a toe licking incident.

Roman Tesfaye filed a lawsuit against Evanston Ophthalmologists in Skokie, Dr. Tamara Wyse, and the convicted licker and ophthalmology employee Joseph Vernell Jr.

Tesfaye's first ophthalmology visit on July 13 started normally. While waiting for Dr. Wyse in an exam room, Vernell Jr. came into the room wearing surgical scrubs and dimmed the lights, the lawsuit stated.

Vernell Jr. told her he was going to conduct a "strip test," and put a strip in her eyes and told her to keep them closed for five to seven minutes.

Tesfaye shut her eyes and Vernell Jr. reclined her chair and put her legs onto another chair. Then she felt her right shoe fall off and felt something touch her toes several times. Tesfaye opened her eyes and immediately Vernell Jr. stood up and pulled his shirt down, the suit said.

Tesfaye then said, "Did you just lick my toes? You licked my toes."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I was checking your sugar level," Vernell Jr. replied.

Tesfaye reported the incident and asked the practice to call the police, according to the lawsuit.

Tesfay was convinced to stay and finish her exam. Dr. Wyse eventually came into the room and refused to discuss Vernell Jr. or the incident.

Vernell was subsequently arrested and charged with battery, and on July 23 he pleaded guilty, according to the lawsuit.

She still fears retaliation from Vernell Jr., and is suing for an unknown amount of money for negligent hiring, negligent retention, battery and negligent supervision.

Tesfaye claims it was an intentional infliction of emotional distress, and she still suffers discomfort and humiliation.

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Serves him right. Damn sicko.

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Hey Mao, can I perform the "strip" test?

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Hey Mao, can I perform the "strip" test?
How about NO! You crazy Chinese bastard.

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Hey Mao, can I perform the "strip" test?
Greg, you can check Mao's blood sugar by wrapping your lips around his cock.

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Greg, you can check Mao's blood sugar by wrapping your lips around his cock.
No, that's the breathalyser. Since Greg quit drinking, he has to take my breathalyser daily to prove he is off the wagon.

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im am deeply offended by this thread and your comments. please start a public apology thread.
I'm offended that you're offended.

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Why must you stupid Asians ruin every thread? I am so ashamed to be Asian right now...

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fuckin skank ass asians.

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What's with all the Asian on Asian hate? Can't we all get along?

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i love this pic.
Those are some tight ass pants!


Mao, that's how it works. I only hate on other Asians. There can only be one.

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black jeans are soooo out.
They look like Raven's riding slacks.




What i want to know is, why does the janitor lady at work keep speaking to me in spanish when she sees me? Do i look like i speak spanish? She's done it twice and both times i just kept walking away. Dumbass.. She does have nice tits though lol.

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I know! Who the fuck comes up with these "labels"?

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What i want to know is, why does the janitor lady at work keep speaking to me in spanish when she sees me? Do i look like i speak spanish? She's done it twice and both times i just kept walking away. Dumbass.. She does have nice tits though lol.
Doesn't Tagalog and Spanish have a lot of similar words? Technically you have deep Spanish roots...
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What i want to know is, why does the janitor lady at work keep speaking to me in spanish when she sees me? Do i look like i speak spanish? She's done it twice and both times i just kept walking away. Dumbass.. She does have nice tits though lol.
Spanish people do that shit. Actually a lot of foreigners do. They assume everyone speaks their language. I get people speaking all sorts of weird languages to me. Fortunately I know just enough to tell them to fuck off.

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Doesn't Tagalog and Spanish have a lot of similar words? Technically you have deep Spanish roots...
Yes, but i still don't understand wtf she's saying to me.

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What i want to know is, why does the janitor lady at work keep speaking to me in spanish when she sees me? Do i look like i speak spanish? She's done it twice and both times i just kept walking away. Dumbass.. She does have nice tits though lol.
You're an idiot lol

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