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wooooooooo show fighting.
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pfft!

my wife could fuck up anyone of those guys with her frying pan.



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I love watching these types fight against someone serious. They do their 'moves' and flair crap while the serious one stands there watching with this look on their face like "Finish your show so we an fight" then WHAP.. done. Show's over

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Yep, but it looks cool.

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Yep, but it looks cool.
you should come out and watch me do that to the bowling balls at the alley on Wednesday, I make that guy look like he's standing still.
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Bobby.... I've seen you look like you were just trying to stand up.

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Bobby.... I've seen you look like you were just trying to stand up.
That was bad gas that night.
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yeah, that was it....

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pfft!

my wife could fuck up anyone of those guys with her frying pan.
I would pay to see that. With a solid frying pan I think she could take about 3 of those idiots at once.
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I would pay to see that. With a solid frying pan I think she could take about 3 of those idiots at once.
i dont doubt it, she could take me out at 21 feet and i could have a loaded 45 in my hand. ill put money IF i wake up it will be in the intensive care unit



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I thought it was cool to watch. But then again, I'm the one impressed by flair bartending, no matter how bad the drink is..LOL!

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eh, he needs to learn more than how to fall on his ass.

this is real martial arts, reminds me i need to get my ass back into class.


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eh, he needs to learn more than how to fall on his ass.

this is real martial arts, reminds me i need to get my ass back into class.

Yeah that was definitely not real and just a demo.

Keep your hands low at your side, you don't ever want to defend your face or anything.
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Yeah that was definitely not real and just a demo.

Keep your hands low at your side, you don't ever want to defend your face or anything.
yea, if you want real hapkido fighting, go watch some videos about the korean swat hapkido training.

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Well duhhhh. You know me too well Brian...

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