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I would eat the corn

from her shit! True story.


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She wouldn't let a man of your caliber even smell her shit.
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But I would do it if she let me.

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I love that chick as well.. one of the main reasons why I watch Chuck. She is amazing. She's Polish... damn those Polish chicks are hot.

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I'd put it in a cup and make a video.

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WHo is that?
Yvonne Strahovski

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You mean this chick
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I love that chick as well.. one of the main reasons why I watch Chuck. She is amazing. She's Polish... damn those Polish chicks are hot.
but she's from australia, hot aussie accent.

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The face in the picture doesn't do it for me...
Need more pictures with less clothes

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doesn't do it for me.... species was on the other night... natasha FTW

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Don't lie.. you guys criticizing like the sausage.

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Dude I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Shes bad
She's on my top 10 to-do list
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doesn't do it for me.... species was on the other night... natasha FTW

She had her time. Haven't seen her around lately but yes she is a super hottie.

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I think you guys really need this link for a wake up call.



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I think you guys really need this link for a wake up call.



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No amount of makeup will make a cow look like her. True story. You can polish off the rough edges but you can't spin straw into Gold. True Story.

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I would ask her butthole a question. Ranch or Italian?
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Dude I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Shes bad
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I'd put some mayo, chihuahua cheese, and some cayenne pepper on that ass to make the corn tastier. I'd even sprinke some poo flakes on it.

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I'd put some mayo, chihuahua cheese, and some cayenne pepper on that ass to make the corn tastier. I'd even sprinke some poo flakes on it.
Poo flakes?! man you're a sick mofo lol

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Poo flakes?! man you're a sick mofo lol
and eating regurgitated corn isn't?


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but she's from australia, hot aussie accent.
Now I am sad

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Now I am sad
hahahahaha, i almost typed this at the end of my post:

"when bug reads this he'll masturbate with his tears"


it would have been funny. kinda mean, but funny.

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yeah shes good, I watched this show for the first time last night after The Apprentice episode, not a bad show either
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hahahahaha, i almost typed this at the end of my post:

"when bug reads this he'll masturbate with his tears"


it would have been funny. kinda mean, but funny.
- FUCKER, but

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