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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 12:06 AM Thread Starter
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Worthless Non Sequitur thread

All I ever wanted....
All I ever needed....
Is here in My Arms...


(If it doesn't make sense in your life, I hope one day it does....)

Everyone Exaggerates

We're being taken for a ride... agaaaaaaain.....


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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 12:19 AM
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All I ever wanted....
All I ever needed....
Is here in My Arms...


(If it doesn't make sense in your life, I hope one day it does....)
I feel ya.
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post #4 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 12:29 AM Thread Starter
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What do we get for 10 dollars!?

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I feel ya.
HAHA... How do you plan on financing your retirement?


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Just an FYI, Raspberry Smirnoff is an economical toy.

I do love Dragons... especially Gold ones...

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A Depeche Mode thread?

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post #8 of 22 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 07:35 AM Thread Starter
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It's a whatever you want thread...

I would not be astonished if several chime in with Elton John's "The Bitch is Back"

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Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother

Father
Gonna take you daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father

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Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother

Father
Gonna take you daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father
If you wanna find hell with me, I can show you what it's like!!

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imma hit the drunk thread then come back and see if this thread then makes sense.



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imma hit the drunk thread then come back and see if this thread then makes sense.
you have baffled me of all people.
What do you think started it?

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Take the Skinheads Bowling, take them bowling

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Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

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