funny story from this morning. - Chicagoland Sportbikes
Chicagoland Sportbikes
 
Open Forum This forum is for all off-topic discussion.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:24 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
funny story from this morning.

so early this morning about 7am i go for some smokes and i filled the work van up "30 gallon gas tank" some little guy in those honda "elite or sum shit" 1/2 electric car as he was filling up too across from me.

he saw my meter running and running and then said "GO GREEN" with a smile.

as i was staring him in the eye i said "GO GET FUCKED"





true story.



Odysseys is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:26 PM
Moderator
 
Chills's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Naperville, IL
Posts: 23,640
Location: Naperville, IL
Sportbike: Kawi ZX-10R
Years Riding: Since February 2012
How you found us: NESBA bbs
           
Send a message via Yahoo to Chills
Awesome. Did he pee himself and run off?

No offense, Ken, but you don't look like the kind of guy I'd mouth off to at a gas station. He was either brave or stupid.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

I bleed GREEN
Chills is offline  
post #3 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:27 PM
Registered User
 
2weelpilot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Spring Grove, IL
Posts: 18,082
Location: Spring Grove, IL
Sportbike: yz250f
Years Riding: 25 years
How you found us: dont recall
           
I cant believe you would talk that way to a Kawi fan

Mike

When the tailgate drops..the bullshit stops
Hunt ethically - Hunt with a trained Retriever !
2weelpilot is offline  
post #4 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:29 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chills View Post
Awesome. Did he pee himself and run off?

No offense, Ken, but you don't look like the kind of guy I'd mouth off to at a gas station. He was either brave or stupid.
nahh he was just trying to be one of those tree hugger types, share the message with love, kinda gestures.

and yeah he looked like a dog that i just screamed at.

good thing he doesn't know i am a push over

trust me i am all about saving gas but my business needs these fucken vans cause of the room, hell all of them have the vortec v6 in them.



Odysseys is offline  
post #5 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:30 PM
Irony helps us play!
 
Arch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: N'ville
Posts: 29,508
Location: N'ville
Sportbike: 2000 F4
Years Riding: Long enough to know better
How you found us: some hot MILF whispered it in my ear
           
Pull out a stack of $100s and say

"Hell yeah, GO GREEN, BABY!"

Everyone Exaggerates

We're being taken for a ride... agaaaaaaain.....


Best Auto/Moto Insurance | Motorcycle Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote
Arch is offline  
post #6 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:31 PM
Registered User
 
MM Racing's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Hoffman Est., IL
Posts: 4,527
Location: Hoffman Est., IL
Sportbike: Squat
Years Riding: More then one hands worth.
How you found us: Your Mother
           
Send a message via AIM to MM Racing
You should have asked him what he was going to do with his giant non recycling friendly lithium battery.

Ian
MM Racing is offline  
post #7 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:31 PM
DONATING MEMBER
 
Chicago Performance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Posts: 25,074
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Sportbike: Trackdayz "I" bike!
Years Riding: since last year
How you found us: In a fortune cookie
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2weelpilot View Post
I cant believe you would talk that way to a Kawi fan

Chicago Performance is offline  
post #8 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:33 PM
Serious inquiries only
 
Mort82's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Never-Neverland
Posts: 13,775
Location: Never-Neverland
Sportbike: Specialized Allez Comp; Gkotlin's SV650
Years Riding: Always learning
How you found us: Google
           
Send a message via AIM to Mort82
Quote:
Originally Posted by MM Racing View Post
You should have asked him what he was going to do with his giant non recycling friendly lithium battery.
+1
Mort82 is offline  
post #9 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:34 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by MM Racing View Post
You should have asked him what he was going to do with his giant non recycling friendly lithium battery.
i gotta remember that for the next butt hole that says some shit like that.

but i am not usually in the mood to talk in the morning which why it rubbed me wrong.




Last edited by Odysseys; 01-29-2008 at 01:36 PM.
Odysseys is offline  
post #10 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:36 PM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Ken is like a bear coming out of hibernation in the morning. mesing with Ken in the morning is never a good idea.




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
post #11 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:36 PM
Serious inquiries only
 
Mort82's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Never-Neverland
Posts: 13,775
Location: Never-Neverland
Sportbike: Specialized Allez Comp; Gkotlin's SV650
Years Riding: Always learning
How you found us: Google
           
Send a message via AIM to Mort82
I wonder if the same dude is sharing this story on one of his forums.

http://www.itsnoteasybeinggreen.org/forum/

"It's not easy being green"

Mort82 is offline  
post #12 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:37 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by HDTony View Post
Ken is like a bear coming out of hibernation in the morning. mesing with Ken in the morning is never a good idea.
yeah no shit. btw check the BR



Odysseys is offline  
post #13 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:39 PM
The Sausage king
 
Abe_Froman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicago
Posts: 3,003
Location: Chicago
Sportbike: Ducati
Years Riding: Since my mid-life crisis
How you found us: Hankered for a hunka cheese
           
A good "Tssst" will correct that behavior.

(taken for the dog whisperer thread)

Da Bears!
Ducati
Abe_Froman is offline  
post #14 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:41 PM
Registered Abuser
 
v2neal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Hastings, MN
Posts: 1,603
Location: Hastings, MN
Sportbike: ATK605,CR250,VTX
Years Riding: 26
How you found us: S.C.M.O.D.S.
           
Ken - you ever look into the Dodge Sprinter vans? 23-ish city 28-ish highway. Mercedes diesel powered.

"In our less-than-sensitive hands, the Sprinter returned an observed 30 mpg—pretty swell for a 10-passenger anything. It beats the tar out of an eight-passenger Chevy Express's 17 mpg and humiliates a 10-seat Dodge Ram 3500's 13 mpg. Not that a single U.S. motorist much cares."

Phuk the hybrids!

Life has no instruction manual. Parts and labor can be impossible to find. Many go down the road with parts that are in need of service. A breakdown is eventual.
v2neal is offline  
post #15 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:43 PM
Your friendly Crazy Canuk
 
RickC1957's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Barrington, Illinois
Posts: 12,731
Location: Barrington, Illinois
Sportbike: Ducati ST3 2005 Gloss Black, Monster 620, 2007 Sport Classic 1000
Years Riding: Crashing sucessfully since 1969
How you found us: Thru favorednation (ron)
           
Send a message via AIM to RickC1957 Send a message via Yahoo to RickC1957
I love when filling up the XB costs me $30 to $33 Once every 8 days I want them to drop a hybrid engine in so instead of getting 28 to 32 mpg I can get 38 to 40...damn right go green! And no...I'm no tree hugging hippie...I like saving $$$, fuck the environment, I don't care...I'll be long gone before I have to deal with our wasteful ways

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
RickC1957 is offline  
post #16 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:44 PM
Cuddlie as a koala
 
YZFRob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where its free.
Posts: 7,511
Location: Where its free.
Sportbike: Which bike?
Years Riding: Too long.
How you found us: Ken offered me money to join.
           
Should had told him. "Hey I picked one of those cars out of my grille yesterday"


Hell maybe he thought you were gay and was trying to pick you up.
YZFRob is offline  
post #17 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:45 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
thats those TALL box like Iraqi vans right?

thought about that but i HATE THE SMELL OF DIESEL.

it makes me sick physically, i use to jocky trucks a LONG TIME AGO and all the trucks being warmed up in the morning made me hate the smell. till this day i get pissed and my stomach gets upset from the smell of diesel fumes.

but thats some good gas millage for that thing.



Odysseys is offline  
post #18 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:46 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by YZFRob View Post
Should had told him. "Hey I picked one of those cars out of my grille yesterday"


Hell maybe he thought you were gay and was trying to pick you up.

if you were standing beside me, i wouldn't doubt thats the reason he would think that.



Odysseys is offline  
post #19 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:48 PM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Sprinters are awesome. I'm hoping my next ruck will be diesel. You just cant beat the mileage.




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
post #20 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:48 PM
Serious inquiries only
 
Mort82's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Never-Neverland
Posts: 13,775
Location: Never-Neverland
Sportbike: Specialized Allez Comp; Gkotlin's SV650
Years Riding: Always learning
How you found us: Google
           
Send a message via AIM to Mort82
They are doing something with diesel these days... something about less sulfur to be less nauseating. So I heard.

Pansy ass can't handle diesel fumes, but can stand in a paint shop w/o getting sick.......
Mort82 is offline  
post #21 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:48 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by RickC1957 View Post
I love when filling up the XB costs me $30 to $33 Once every 8 days I want them to drop a hybrid engine in so instead of getting 28 to 32 mpg I can get 38 to 40...damn right go green! And no...I'm no tree hugging hippie...I like saving $$$, fuck the environment, I don't care...I'll be long gone before I have to deal with our wasteful ways
what the fuck is a XB?

and yeah your a hippie don't deny it.



Odysseys is offline  
post #22 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:50 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mort82 View Post
They are doing something with diesel these days... something about less sulfur to be less nauseating. So I heard.

Pansy ass can't handle diesel fumes, but can stand in a paint shop w/o getting sick.......


a ventilated downdraft spray booth WITH wearing VOC air mask is a big difference then being around the tail pipe of a diesel truck.


big difference ya turdling.



Odysseys is offline  
post #23 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:50 PM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Quote:
Originally Posted by Odysseys View Post
what the fuck is a XB?

and yeah your a hippie don't deny it.
It's one of those scion trucks that looks like a toaster




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
post #24 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:51 PM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Quote:
Originally Posted by Odysseys View Post
a ventilated downdraft spray booth WITH wearing VOC air mask is a big difference then being around the tail pipe of a diesel truck.


big difference ya turdling.
Hell those sprinters are so big you could turn one into a mobile spray booth.




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
post #25 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:52 PM
teets
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: teets
Posts: 7,411
Location: teets
Sportbike: teets
Years Riding: teets
How you found us: teets
           
Send a message via AIM to Flounder
Quote:
Originally Posted by Odysseys View Post
so early this morning about 7am i go for some smokes and i filled the work van up "30 gallon gas tank" some little guy in those honda "elite or sum shit" 1/2 electric car as he was filling up too across from me.

he saw my meter running and running and then said "GO GREEN" with a smile.

as i was staring him in the eye i said "GO GET FUCKED"





true story.
HAHAHAHA

teets
Flounder is offline  
post #26 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:54 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by HDTony View Post
It's one of those scion trucks that looks like a toaster
for fuck sake, thats a fucken match box, i would HATE to see rick hit a fucken bird in that thing let alone another car rick.

shit i bet i can blow that car over with a fart



Odysseys is offline  
post #27 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:56 PM
Registered User
 
2weelpilot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Spring Grove, IL
Posts: 18,082
Location: Spring Grove, IL
Sportbike: yz250f
Years Riding: 25 years
How you found us: dont recall
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by HDTony View Post
It's one of those scion trucks that looks like a toaster
oh shit

Mike

When the tailgate drops..the bullshit stops
Hunt ethically - Hunt with a trained Retriever !
2weelpilot is offline  
post #28 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:57 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by HDTony View Post
Hell those sprinters are so big you could turn one into a mobile spray booth.
you seen how i drive this thing. i would maybe flip one of those sprinters over.

but i do admit, they look like a sweet work truck. i recall the truck now.



Odysseys is offline  
post #29 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:58 PM
Serious inquiries only
 
Mort82's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Never-Neverland
Posts: 13,775
Location: Never-Neverland
Sportbike: Specialized Allez Comp; Gkotlin's SV650
Years Riding: Always learning
How you found us: Google
           
Send a message via AIM to Mort82
I think a 6' person can stand upright in the back of them.
Mort82 is offline  
post #30 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 01:59 PM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Yup, when Corse picked up my Electraglide, he rode the thing right up into the back of his sprinter and into the wheel chock, got off the bike and stood straight up with like 2 feet of clearance above his head.




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Chicagoland Sportbikes forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome