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Find Chuck Norris

Go to google and type "Find Chuck Norris", and then hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

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type in bobbys penis

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Ok, how about "Miserable Failure" and hit the lucky button.......
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Why are you always googling for penises? Don't have one of your own?

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[email protected], if you google "burntash" you get one scary page on the 3rd link down.

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God Damit now I have to go home and wash the gay off me. thanks Chills

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Sorry dude. I have to do the same thing.

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The kid has a blog. Nice.

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I meant 3rd main link. That second indented link doesn't count.

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you'd know that if you clicked on my site link in the signature.

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HAHA which proves that he IS a ghey.

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fuckin' einstein.
We all can't be making $15 an hour, driving pimped cars and living in Mom's basement you know. I wasn't privileged like you were. Maoisn is a poor Cambodian trying to get by with used bikes.

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HAHA which proves that he IS a ghey.
What the 250 didn't give it away?

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Shut it Chilli Willy. I'll leave and you won't have your favorite Asian here anymore.

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We all can't be making $15 an hour, driving pimped cars and living in Mom's basement you know. I wasn't privileged like you were. Maoisn is a poor Cambodian trying to get by with used bikes.
you gotta work with what was given.

but gixxers, tiny cocks, and people who knock over guinnesses dont make it far in life.

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but gixxers, tiny cocks, and people who knock over guinnesses dont make it far in life.

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Shut it Chilli Willy. I'll leave and you won't have your favorite Angry Asian here anymore.
I corrected your statement.

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Being angry is tough work. I had to give it up.

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Oh? I didn't get the memo on this issue. I'll have to talk to my secretary. She's been slacking off lately.

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No. Maoisn is confident in himself and no longer needs to be angry.

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