Tossed Salad - Chicagoland Sportbikes
Chicagoland Sportbikes
 
Open Forum This forum is for all off-topic discussion.

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:30 PM Thread Starter
yo quiero su taco
 
whiteSeatEnvy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Woodridge
Posts: 12,745
Location: Woodridge
Sportbike: Honda CBR 954 blk/slvr
Years Riding: 10 years
How you found us: They found me. Follow the white rabbit.
           
Tossed Salad

So, I was out to dinner with the bosses and colleagues. One of the guys ordered a tossed salad and it was all I could do from giggling like a 6 year old.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

Quote:
Originally Posted by admin View Post
Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..
whiteSeatEnvy is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:30 PM
You got the talkin' done
 
jrock's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Alaska, WI
Posts: 15,711
Location: Alaska, WI
Sportbike: 2016 Honda Africa Twin & 1979 Honda CB750F
Years Riding: long enough to have fallen off a few times - glad I wear a helmet!
How you found us: Loose Lips Sink Ships, Loose Wires Cause Fires
           
Wow, they must have been impressed. Did you then regale them with charming stories from Band Camp? Did you tell them you played the rusty trombone?

If you ain't with us, then it's just bad news.
jrock is offline  
post #3 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:37 PM
Joe Momma...
 
JoJo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Oak Park
Posts: 3,822
Location: Oak Park
Sportbike: None
Years Riding: 1,2,4,5 count d'z rocks biatch!
How you found us: member
           
Send a message via AIM to JoJo
Did he prefer syrp or jelly?

My name is JB, people call me JB

Quote:
Originally Posted by flinchy
"I wouldn't be surprised to see this guy catch a pass with his ass cheeks"
JoJo is offline  
post #4 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:38 PM
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           


i would have busted out laighing



Odysseys is offline  
post #5 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:39 PM
Registered User
 
suh-c's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Hoffman Estates
Posts: 11,446
Location: Hoffman Estates
Sportbike: '04 CBR 600RR
Years Riding: days
How you found us: youngkow's monkey ass
           
Were you laughing at the fact that he ordered salad? or that he ordered a "tossed" salad?
suh-c is offline  
post #6 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:39 PM
Super Moderator

 
Vcook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winfield
Posts: 43,229
Location: Winfield
Sportbike: bikeless
Years Riding: 10
How you found us: Shit, you know I'm a clsb OG!
           
Send a message via AIM to Vcook
hey jrock, you ever go to the food court in the old bank1 building? they have a build your own salad thing and they toss it for you at the end. the urge to go, "yeah, toss my salad!!" is overwealming.

Chris
Vcook is offline  
post #7 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:44 PM
Registered User
 
under200's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: norridge, IL
Posts: 5,837
Location: norridge, IL
Sportbike: 2009 Triumph Street Triple R, 2011 Triumph Bonneville SE
Years Riding: 11
How you found us: web search
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by whiteSeatEnvy View Post
So, I was out to dinner with the bosses and colleagues. One of the guys ordered a tossed salad and it was all I could do from giggling like a 6 year old.
I would have called him on it Then again my boss is pretty cool and may have came back with something equally as good.

Under200
under200 is offline  
post #8 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:47 PM
You got the talkin' done
 
jrock's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Alaska, WI
Posts: 15,711
Location: Alaska, WI
Sportbike: 2016 Honda Africa Twin & 1979 Honda CB750F
Years Riding: long enough to have fallen off a few times - glad I wear a helmet!
How you found us: Loose Lips Sink Ships, Loose Wires Cause Fires
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vcook View Post
hey jrock, you ever go to the food court in the old bank1 building? they have a build your own salad thing and they toss it for you at the end. the urge to go, "yeah, toss my salad!!" is overwealming.


They have a station like that in our cafe on 38. I should do that next time I am up there.

If you ain't with us, then it's just bad news.
jrock is offline  
post #9 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:48 PM
bwa
Boom
 
bwa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Kalispell, MT
Posts: 13,320
Location: Kalispell, MT
Sportbike: None :(
Years Riding: not long enough
How you found us: Crazeinc
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vcook View Post
hey jrock, you ever go to the food court in the old bank1 building? they have a build your own salad thing and they toss it for you at the end. the urge to go, "yeah, toss my salad!!" is overwealming.
If you don't say something you deserve to loose your man card
bwa is offline  
post #10 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 05:54 PM
DONATING MEMBER
 
Chicago Performance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Posts: 25,074
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Sportbike: Trackdayz "I" bike!
Years Riding: since last year
How you found us: In a fortune cookie
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by jrock View Post
Wow, they must have been impressed. Did you then regale them with charming stories from Band Camp? Did you tell them you played the rusty trombone?
Probably the skin flute.
Chicago Performance is offline  
post #11 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 06:15 PM
Fear is the mind killer
 
ChiefBD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Waukegan,IL
Posts: 8,772
Location: Waukegan,IL
Sportbike: 05 GSXR 600, 03 RM 250
Years Riding: Thousands of miles, multiple engines
How you found us: www.gsxr.com
           
Tossing salad is just nasty. There would only be a handful of chicks I would possibly do that to, and even then I would have to have personally bathed them first. That would be a huge Fear Factor stunt for me . Hell, I couldn't watch that 2girls1cup video completely.

Xbox Live GOW Killer
Handle : ChiefBDR

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kegger View Post
"Ride it like you have 30 monthly remaining payments" should keep most people out of trouble.
ChiefBD is offline  
post #12 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 06:17 PM
^That's me
 
down_on_monday's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Rockford area
Posts: 1,514
Location: Rockford area
Sportbike: K4 GSXR 750 & K4 RMZ 250 & 2000 CR 250
Years Riding: 7 short years
How you found us: gixxer.com
           
Send a message via AIM to down_on_monday
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefBD View Post
Tossing salad is just nasty. There would only be a handful of chicks I would possibly do that to, and even then I would have to have personally bathed them first. That would be a huge Fear Factor stunt for me . Hell, I couldn't watch that 2girls1cup video completely.
You mean some poor soul actually watched it all the way through?

2000 Honda CR250R. 2004 Suzuki GSXR 750.
down_on_monday is offline  
post #13 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 07:20 PM
Registered User
 
suh-c's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Hoffman Estates
Posts: 11,446
Location: Hoffman Estates
Sportbike: '04 CBR 600RR
Years Riding: days
How you found us: youngkow's monkey ass
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by down_on_monday View Post
You mean some poor soul actually watched it all the way through?
Yep, Kermit the Frog did:

suh-c is offline  
post #14 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 07:34 PM
DONATING MEMBER
 
Chicago Performance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Posts: 25,074
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Sportbike: Trackdayz "I" bike!
Years Riding: since last year
How you found us: In a fortune cookie
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefBD View Post
Tossing salad is just nasty. There would only be a handful of chicks I would possibly do that to, and even then I would have to have personally bathed them first.
With a Brillo pad.
Chicago Performance is offline  
post #15 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 07:45 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,750
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by whiteSeatEnvy View Post
So, I was out to dinner with the bosses and colleagues. One of the guys ordered a tossed salad and it was all I could do from giggling like a 6 year old.
I am the same way - A catch phrase with my Eng Dept is "Geek Knobs" when they refer to Applications and I giggle every fuckin time and think, "HAHAHAHA, you said Knob" - EVERYDAMNTIME - They think I am an idiot but I bill them out so they are happy for the idiot that does that

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #16 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 10:20 PM Thread Starter
yo quiero su taco
 
whiteSeatEnvy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Woodridge
Posts: 12,745
Location: Woodridge
Sportbike: Honda CBR 954 blk/slvr
Years Riding: 10 years
How you found us: They found me. Follow the white rabbit.
           
lol Another good one was when our 65 year old, 40 year veteran Global Product Manager of the specialty metals division was describing the oil drill that is made from our steel. They use our steel to make the drill bit that drills the earth for the oil and gas industry. Here is the progress of his drawings lol This time, I lost it and had to leave the room. lol I shit you not, he was dead serious the whole time.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg one.JPG (2.1 KB, 1 views)
File Type: jpg two.JPG (2.7 KB, 1 views)
File Type: jpg three.JPG (3.1 KB, 0 views)
File Type: jpg four.JPG (3.7 KB, 0 views)

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

Quote:
Originally Posted by admin View Post
Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..

Last edited by whiteSeatEnvy; 01-29-2008 at 10:26 PM.
whiteSeatEnvy is offline  
post #17 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 10:23 PM
Registered User
 
suh-c's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Hoffman Estates
Posts: 11,446
Location: Hoffman Estates
Sportbike: '04 CBR 600RR
Years Riding: days
How you found us: youngkow's monkey ass
           
OMG, did you tell him what he was doing???

Last edited by suh-c; 01-29-2008 at 10:28 PM.
suh-c is offline  
post #18 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 10:26 PM
Super Moderator

 
Vcook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winfield
Posts: 43,229
Location: Winfield
Sportbike: bikeless
Years Riding: 10
How you found us: Shit, you know I'm a clsb OG!
           
Send a message via AIM to Vcook
hahaha, great photos of that old bastard's cock.

Chris
Vcook is offline  
post #19 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 10:58 PM
pfft.
 
ill_ag's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Houston
Posts: 11,644
Location: Houston
Sportbike: 01 F4i (Well, I HAD one, anyway)
Years Riding: 7
How you found us: I google myself regularly
           
when my younger brother was in middle school we were all out to dinner and he had leftover food. the waitress came and asked if he wanted a doggie bag and he said "do you have a box?"
and she said "sure thing"
and he said "is it a nice box?"

ill_ag is offline  
post #20 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 11:06 PM Thread Starter
yo quiero su taco
 
whiteSeatEnvy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Woodridge
Posts: 12,745
Location: Woodridge
Sportbike: Honda CBR 954 blk/slvr
Years Riding: 10 years
How you found us: They found me. Follow the white rabbit.
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by ill_ag View Post
when my younger brother was in middle school we were all out to dinner and he had leftover food. the waitress came and asked if he wanted a doggie bag and he said "do you have a box?"
and she said "sure thing"
and he said "is it a nice box?"

LOL

You want to know what I do? I go into KFC and order something like a 4 piece meal. When they ask if I want legs, breasts, or thighs, I respond with "well, I'm actually an ass man. You don't have any chicken ass back there do you?"

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

Quote:
Originally Posted by admin View Post
Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..
whiteSeatEnvy is offline  
post #21 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 11:08 PM
Serious inquiries only
 
Mort82's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Never-Neverland
Posts: 13,775
Location: Never-Neverland
Sportbike: Specialized Allez Comp; Gkotlin's SV650
Years Riding: Always learning
How you found us: Google
           
Send a message via AIM to Mort82
Or WSE offers a sausage as a trade and whips it out for them.
Mort82 is offline  
post #22 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 11:09 PM Thread Starter
yo quiero su taco
 
whiteSeatEnvy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Woodridge
Posts: 12,745
Location: Woodridge
Sportbike: Honda CBR 954 blk/slvr
Years Riding: 10 years
How you found us: They found me. Follow the white rabbit.
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by suh-c View Post
OMG, did you tell him what he was doing???
If you can believe it, I was the only one laughing!! I couldn't even look at the screen. All I keep saying to myself was, "He just drew a cock and balls!!!" LMAO! I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER and trying not to laugh at the same time. I completely lost it as it kept getting funnier and funnier the more I tried not to laugh.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

Quote:
Originally Posted by admin View Post
Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..
whiteSeatEnvy is offline  
post #23 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 11:11 PM
Registered User
 
suh-c's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Hoffman Estates
Posts: 11,446
Location: Hoffman Estates
Sportbike: '04 CBR 600RR
Years Riding: days
How you found us: youngkow's monkey ass
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by whiteSeatEnvy View Post
If you can believe it, I was the only one laughing!! I couldn't even look at the screen. All I keep saying to myself was, "He just drew a cock and balls!!!" LMAO! I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER!!
Wow, either we're all really immature or whoever you work with are extremely inobservant.
suh-c is offline  
post #24 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-29-2008, 11:18 PM
pfft.
 
ill_ag's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Houston
Posts: 11,644
Location: Houston
Sportbike: 01 F4i (Well, I HAD one, anyway)
Years Riding: 7
How you found us: I google myself regularly
           
OMG wse your KFC story reminded me.... this is too good... My dad took us to an ice cream shop when we were kids and he ordered something with nuts and the salesgirl said "would you like your nuts chopped?" and my dad said "no, would you like your tits blown off?"

I think he heard it from somewhere else, but it was still freaking funny to us kids. That's a cool dad.
ill_ag is offline  
post #25 of 25 (permalink) Old 01-30-2008, 12:10 AM
Clever Girl
 
Noodles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Glendale Heights
Posts: 10,209
Location: Glendale Heights
Sportbike: 'Fightered F3
Years Riding: 3 years
How you found us: I woke up here.
           
Send a message via AIM to Noodles
I was at a pizza place in LaGrange for lunch with some coworkers a few months ago. It's a normal pizza place that sells by the slice. Well, there were 2 different types of sausage pizza, thin and thick crust. So, without thinking, I say "I'll take the thick sausage." My coworkers look at me, and before they or the cashier could laugh, I said, "Fuck, hold on, that came out wrong." A few seconds later, everyone bursts out into laughter.

Yeah, that one didn't die down for awhile

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noodles View Post
Noodles accepts no liability for the content of this post, or for the consequences of any actions taken on the basis of the information provided, unless that information is subsequently confirmed in writing. Any views or opinions presented in this post are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Noodles.
Noodles is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Chicagoland Sportbikes forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome