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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 05-15-2003, 01:58 PM Thread Starter
 
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irritating co workers

whats up everyone. just had to vent. today just plain sucks. one of my co workers thinks its cool to start insulting people. ever since i've started in this division this guy's been talking sh**. and he's been getting on my nerves. i just want to kick the everliving shit out of him. sorry about this he is a jerk and i dont like him.
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Some X-Lax in his coffe will get him out of your hair for a bit. LOL

Or some flat tires on his car in the parking lot is always good. LOL

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I know how that can be. I work with some really dense people too that piss the living hell out of me. Thinking which pens to stick up their A$* or how many paper cuts to give each person.
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I think QUICKMCSS has something here. I like the xlax idea. very smooth and nasty..... No pun intended.
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kick his ass out of work and OFF the work place parking lot and proerty!



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kick his ass out of work and OFF the work place parking lot and proerty!
Only after he runs past your cubical a few times (spelling) holding his a$$.

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People like that need to be warned the first time they cross the line. Otherwise, they think it's OK.
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OHHHHH do what sam said..but do it this way...next time he gets a smart ass with you...and I mean say this LOAD!!!!


stand up and make sure someone is around that is important!


LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET OFF INSULTING ME, THAT IS TOTAL HARASSMENT AND DEGRADING IN THIS WORK PLACE.

DON'T EVER TALK TO ME THAT WAY AGAIN, I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU JUST HARASSED ME AT MY WORK PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!.




then walk away, wait 30 minutes, and go tell your boss. he will probably fire the other guy and send you on 10 day cruise. for free



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OHHHHH do what sam said..but do it this way...next time he gets a smart ass with you...and I mean say this LOAD!!!!


stand up and make sure someone is around that is important!


LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET OFF INSULTING ME, THAT IS TOTAL HARASSMENT AND DEGRADING IN THIS WORK PLACE.

DON'T EVER TALK TO ME THAT WAY AGAIN, I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU JUST HARASSED ME AT MY WORK PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!.




then walk away, wait 30 minutes, and go tell your boss. he will probably fire the other guy and send you on 10 day cruise. for free
Yeh but would that make you happy? I say just deck him when not at work. Just straight up come up to him and bam. Not to hard just enough to hurt a little and then walk away.
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LET ME TELL ya something.....either 1 totally fuck him up and make him dissapeir.

2. while you fuck him up take his wallet and snag his I.D. and then tell him if he ever says anything about this...youll kill him , his family, his parents, everyones pets, and then him...2 weeks after everyone else is gone.


or go tell your boss so he gets shit canned.



what ever you do..if it isnt the boss idea....then dont tell me or anyone else..i dont wanna know


you hit someon now adays and they sue you, and YOU get shit canned.


this is just my fictional advise.



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you could dump a bottle of Visine in his drink which will not easily be detectable an give him horrible diariha(sp?)

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I would talk to your manager first, tell him whats going on and get his feed back. Document the insults with him and have a talk with this person. If he continues, .... keep up with the doc, time places what was said. Then talk to HR.
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you could dump a bottle of Visine in his drink which will not easily be detectable an give him horrible diariha
Have you ever tasted Visine??? I thought you only put a couple drops in the drink and it does that. A whole bottle will definitely change the taste of the drink since visine tastes like shit.
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So either you do something physically to him and risk being reciprocated against. Or you do pesky shit to mess with him and will you get the same satisfaction?


My advice is the little shit is very irritating! Such as no more than 3 drops or a little squirt of visine in coffee or whatever. Be careful not to get caught.....That is against the law. Vaseline on the phones reciever works well. (thin coating) If you have time and you know he will be away from his desk you could always change his desktop window to a hardcore X-Rated picture and leave off his screensaver. (if his computer is visible to coworkers.) Find out what car he drives and then put a thin coat of vaseline on the windshield if it looks like rain.(use gloves)

*****Try the everfaithful playgirl magazine on his desk (2 things - one only if his area is visible to coworkers and if not place the magazine by the coffee pot/copier but you MUST make an address label to appear as though he subscribes to it) This works best for office gossip.

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Have you ever tasted Visine??? I thought you only put a couple drops in the drink and it does that. A whole bottle will definitely change the taste of the drink since visine tastes like shit.
Really? I've only heard speculation that it actually works anyways.

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No sticky it really works. The waitresses at the bar i work in does it all the time to "CHEAP" customers. It usually takes 2-3 hours to kick in. Its really hillarious when it does kick in! The bouncers (usually) will close the bathroom for cleaning when it hits and then when they go accross the street to use another facility we charge em cover again.

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No sticky it really works. The waitresses at the bar i work in does it all the time to "CHEAP" customers. It usually takes 2-3 hours to kick in. Its really hillarious when it does kick in! The bouncers (usually) will close the bathroom for cleaning when it hits and then when they go accross the street to use another facility we charge em cover again.
That's brutal!!!


Great suggestions: we should change the thread to revenge on irritating co-workers.

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Great suggestions: we should change the thread to revenge on irritating co-workers.
How about 101 ways to get fired on the spot.

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1 last thing is if he leaves his car keys out take a file and ground down a tooth and then clean the edges!
NOW THAT IS GREAT STUFF RIGHT THERE.

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Not too sure on what to tell you. If you are the new guy, this shit is always a problem because most of the people are his friends and you might need him to find your way for awhile. I hope he is not your boss because this will make it hard. But no matter what, if he is harassing you personally and getting in your face, you can only defend you self, but don’t get in too a fight…because you don’t want to get fired. One thing for sure, people only push the ones they think they can.

So stand up, look him in the eye and tell him. That you are not interested in his bull shit and if in is not work related, stay the hell away from you! If you don’t stand up for your self, it will never end.


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[BIf you have time and you know he will be away from his desk you could always change his desktop window to a hardcore X-Rated picture and leave off his screensaver. (if his computer is visible to coworkers.) *****Try the everfaithful playgirl magazine on his desk (2 things - one only if his area is visible to coworkers and if not place the magazine by the coffee pot/copier but you MUST make an address label to appear as though he subscribes to it) This works best for office gossip.

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I think these work best for the embarrasing revenge factor! If you do both make sure you do a gay background theme wait a week and then hit em up with the playgirl!

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I sure am glad I don't work with any of you!!!
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stay late one night and take a shit in his chair.

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I sure am glad I don't work with any of you!!!
I think you need to rephrase that to not working with Optimus P

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No that is just down right mean.....
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