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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 02-01-2008, 05:26 PM Thread Starter
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For the Soccer Mom who can't stop popping 'em out

Yet another strange car I saw on my commute today. I thought it was a limo at first but then I noticed the non- livery plates and the fact that it was driven by a 45 year old woman wearing a North Face jacket.

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I think the Government would approve her request to rear children. Hail Chairman SmartDrug!

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 02-01-2008, 05:27 PM
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coulda just got something with a 3rd row seat.

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Livery plate don't mean much to be honest just means its a rented vehicle.
I almost wanna say its a work vehicle.

Hmm look how clean those roads are

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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coulda just got something with a 3rd row seat.
No those bratty fucking kids probably demanded their own door.
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No those bratty fucking kids probably demanded their own door.
LOL.. With the kids these days, i wouldn't be surprised.

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Is her 'hummer' any good?

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Dude that is her SUV her husband bought that from Naperville Hummer in Lisle. I talked to one of the salesguys there while taking a ride in an H3 through their offroad course (definately recommend doing that btw even if you hate hummers it's fun) She works out at the Edwards Seven bridges Fitness Center that I work out at. I see that thing there once in awhile. Badass SUV. She's got like 6 kids or something crazy like that. I was taking pictures of it with my phone one day and the lights lit up. It was her walking up with her litter of children.
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Dude that is her SUV her husband bought that from Naperville Hummer in Lisle. I talked to one of the salesguys there while taking a ride in an H3 through their offroad course (definately recommend doing that btw even if you hate hummers it's fun) She works out at the Edwards Seven bridges Fitness Center that I work out at. I see that thing there once in awhile. Badass SUV. She's got like 6 kids or something crazy like that. I was taking pictures of it with my phone one day and the lights lit up. It was her walking up with her litter of children.
Would you pee in her butt?

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Dude that is her SUV her husband bought that from Naperville Hummer in Lisle. I talked to one of the salesguys there while taking a ride in an H3 through their offroad course (definately recommend doing that btw even if you hate hummers it's fun) She works out at the Edwards Seven bridges Fitness Center that I work out at. I see that thing there once in awhile. Badass SUV. She's got like 6 kids or something crazy like that. I was taking pictures of it with my phone one day and the lights lit up. It was her walking up with her litter of children.
I live about 1000 feet from Edwards Seven bridges location. Small world.

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Pee in butt ?? still needs to be answered. Inquiring minds want (and may need) to know.

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Pee in butt ?? still needs to be answered. Inquiring minds want (and may need) to know.
Just go to it. Pee in her butt and then you can let us know if it was worth it.

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maybe they were going to get two Hummies and the dealer just gave them a deal on 1 1/2..
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Pee in butt ?? still needs to be answered. Inquiring minds want (and may need) to know.
From what I saw she was nothing special lookswise........

but if she gave me that hummer I'd think about it.
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Just go to it. Pee in her butt and then you can let us know if it was worth it.
I've had better.

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