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A Simple Test

. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you
tend to do simple things
n an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a
refrigerator?
Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the
refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and
close the door.This tests
your ability to think through the repercussions
of your previous
actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal
conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in
the refrigerator. You
just put him in there.This tests your memory.OK,
even if you did not
answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is
nhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the
crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting.This tests whether you learn
quickly from your
mistakes.According to Anderson Consulting
Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions
wrong. But many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting
says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professional
have the brains of a four
year old.

2005 Harley Night Train
2001 Golf GTI VR6 - Super Charged-Intercooler, Nitrous = 305 HP... stage 4 to come soon! .. can you say 400? HP? in a Go Kart!
1999 Ford SVT Lightning - Super Charged @ 600 ponies

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