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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 02-05-2008, 11:03 PM Thread Starter
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This is a wild illusion

This is just [email protected] wild



go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 02-05-2008, 11:41 PM
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that is the best ive seen.

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Sharon still looks smoking hot.
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Sharon still looks smoking hot.
I'd hit it...but then again...I'd want to hit the nurse too

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I never have been impressed with stuff on stage in front of a camera.
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umm...I know how this is done. And yes Sharon is HOT.

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umm...I know how this is done. And yes Sharon is HOT.
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post #11 of 25 (permalink) Old 02-06-2008, 09:25 AM
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I never have been impressed with stuff on stage in front of a camera.
every time they cut to see the judges reaction.. i called out "BS" to the screen

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It's 2 midgets. One in the shirt, and one in the pants, think of a hore costume. When they put the body back together and the legs move, they are not in time with the torso, it's a different person in the pants. ~Mandy

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It's 2 midgets. One in the shirt, and one in the pants, think of a hore costume. When they put the body back together and the legs move, they are not in time with the torso, it's a different person in the pants. ~Mandy
i could see that.. i could also see now that i totally missed the nurse!

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Whatever it is I enjoyed it. Good post.

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well at least someone found a use for midgets.
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exactly still cool to watch
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Now thats what I call Entertainment. nice post
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well at least someone found a use for midgets.
There are endless midget uses. Porn, mud wrestling, cleaning out lower cabinets.....the list goes on and on. ~Mandy

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It's 2 midgets. One in the shirt, and one in the pants, think of a hore costume. When they put the body back together and the legs move, they are not in time with the torso, it's a different person in the pants. ~Mandy
The midget for the top half has log ass arms then. Wouldn't a midget have small arms to match the rest of the body?

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The midget for the top half has log ass arms then. Wouldn't a midget have small arms to match the rest of the body?
+1, and is the bottom midget on stilts? His legs are pretty long...

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Sharon still looks smoking hot.
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one of the best illusions i have seen in a long time!

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Look at how small the head is, and how thick the body is. Maybe it's 2 contortionist (sp?) but it's definitely 2 people.

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David Copperfield does this awesome trick called "The Rapist", aka "Unwanted Disappearing Dick Trick".

I think he uses midgets too, but only sometimes.

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David Copperfield does this awesome trick called "The Rapist", aka "Unwanted Disappearing Dick Trick".

I think he uses midgets too, but only sometimes.

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