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a satisfied one...
she gave me what I wanted this morning...
Least I can do is let go of the remote for a little bit

that said.. it's like watching bad Austin Powers
that bruno guy totally reminds me of Austin
Carrie Ann Inaba was Fook Yu in Austin Powers
and it has lots of group dancing.

but without Michael Myers.. it's just a copy.
she hates austin powers.. and rolls her eyes when I say that overacting Bruno turd acts just like Austin "yeah baby yeah" Powers.
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a satisfied one...
she gave me what I wanted this morning...
Least I can do is let go of the remote for a little bit
No you should of had the remote because she should have been making you a samich.

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No you should of had the remote because she should have been making you a samich.
We are eating sammiches now
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Who went to go get them?

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Who went to go get them?
uh.. noticed I left that out didn't you.

hmm.. uh.. shut up!
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I just showed her this thread (she had to pause dance wars while she read it.. heavin forbid she misses a moment of this show)

she read the whole thing.. started laughing really hard and said "hahahhahaha you're pussy whipped"

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Dude - It's Sat and Race Season is not here yet and Football is over - SUCKS! - I just might shop on line for a new couch and rug

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Basketball bores the hell out of me and they only have that goofy xgames skiing.

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Dude - It's Sat and Race Season is not here yet and Football is over - SUCKS! - I just might shop on line for a new couch and rug
haha Bruno lost again

oh god.
i think knowing that means at least a little bit of this crap is sinking in.


we need a new couch too.. or maybe reupholster the existing stuff.. its Room and Board so it's nice quality.. but has a rip in the chase and someone has been drooling on it when she sleeps...
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Basketball bores the hell out of me and they only have that goofy xgames skiing.
tivo is recording quite a bit of motorcross racing lately.. but.. i just am not as into the dirt as the road racing..
nothing against it....
maybe that i havent ridden dirt...
so i record it all but watch maybe 10% of it
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we need a new couch too.. or maybe reupholster the existing stuff.. its Room and Board so it's nice quality.. but has a rip in the chase and someone has been drooling on it when she sleeps...
Most of my place is from West Elm and I am on their site right now looking at couches - I am such a fuckin FAG

Looking at these two

http://www.westelm.com/online/store/...c=WE-SH1FRNSAC

and

http://www.westelm.com/online/store/...c=WE-SH1FRNSAC

Leaning more towards #1

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tivo is recording quite a bit of motorcross racing lately.. but.. i just am not as into the dirt as the road racing..
nothing against it....
maybe that i havent ridden dirt...
so i record it all but watch maybe 10% of it
If your wife is not watching her shows. With your balls locked in a cupboard

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Most of my place is from West Elm and I am on their site right now looking at couches - I am such a fuckin FAG

Looking at these two

http://www.westelm.com/online/store/...c=WE-SH1FRNSAC

and

http://www.westelm.com/online/store/...c=WE-SH1FRNSAC

Leaning more towards #1
This is the wife. Hubby is pouring me a glass of sweet tea so I don't have to get off the couch. LOL. So, I do like the look of #2 but I like the config options to #1. Better buy would be #1 I think. Nice! Love west elm.
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If your wife is not watching her shows. With your balls locked in a cupboard
Trust me, she's worth it! Have you SEEN my wife?!?
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I thought they all look the same???
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Most of my place is from West Elm and I am on their site right now looking at couches - I am such a fuckin FAG

Looking at these two

http://www.westelm.com/online/store/...c=WE-SH1FRNSAC

and

http://www.westelm.com/online/store/...c=WE-SH1FRNSAC

Leaning more towards #1
I also like #1, what color are you thinking?

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She took over the computer..
She posted that.
I think they can tell the difference..
It's one of those "only they can tell" things

I just spent 10 minutes looking for it and i cant find it..
Ever see the far side comic with the jellyfish swimming away from 2 outhouses with a symbol of a jellyfish on either door and it said "only they can tell"
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I also like #1, what color are you thinking?
Some kind of Tan or Dark Brown, not sure yet

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Why are you posting? - Madden 2008 Bro - GET IT!

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I'm the lowest ranking on shift, yet I'm working in the supervisors office, go figure
Gotcha - Be Cool (and safe) Bro and can't wait to see ya in July amigo

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No, why don't you post a picture than
She told me to post this one...
SHe is for some reason watching this thread.. Turns out a bunch of sissy bikers making fun of her husband is funny.. She even called her friend in Indy this morning to read the whole thread to her over the phone...

ps Bug.. A married girl with a husband who has an uncanny ability to make things like frames for race cars out of cf now think's you are gay, but acknowledges you have good taste haha

in any case.
wife before she was wife.. on the bike she wants
.. but all in black (i like the dark as well.. but.. the non -d has some advantages as well.. that red frame is nice) -- suppose i could try to talk firebreatha into a custom frame powdercoat job eh?

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Bug= not gay....he gets all the smokin' hotties. And he has great taste in couches....true story

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Most of my place is from West Elm and I am on their site right now looking at couches - I am such a fuckin FAG
Don't worry.. It was a joke...

Side note... Don't the gays generally get all of the girls?
I believe they are referred to as fag hags

BTW.. Note my address before doubting I or the Wife's gaydar
Let's just say we live in Rome :

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She told me to post this one...
SHe is for some reason watching this thread.. Turns out a bunch of sissy bikers making fun of her husband is funny.. She even called her friend in Indy this morning to read the whole thread to her over the phone...

ps Bug.. A married girl with a husband who has an uncanny ability to make things like frames for race cars out of cf now think's you are gay, but acknowledges you have good taste haha

in any case.
wife before she was wife.. on the bike she wants
.. but all in black (i like the dark as well.. but.. the non -d has some advantages as well.. that red frame is nice) -- suppose i could try to talk firebreatha into a custom frame powdercoat job eh?

Damn it, smugmug is one of the milion of sites that are blocked... how about you attach the pic in here?
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