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FU Valentines Day

I hate all you chumps that get suckered into this shit and then make the rest of us look bad. I just got a text that said "all the other girls in the office got flowers sent to them today".

Isn't dinner and spending time with your wife enough???? Sheeeesh. All these things should be in a newly married handbook.

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I sent flowers, man up nancy. I didnt get suckered into anything, my wife means enough to me to go the extra mile.

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Then why don't you send her flowers randomly or every day?????

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Then why don't you send her flowers randomly or every day?????
I do buy and send flowers randomly. Dont be a whiney bitch because you didnt think about your lady.

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Maybe we are not getting suckered into it and want to. or maybe you just to cheap to send some to your wife after all you married her.

for real man up.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Suck it up and join the line for flowers at the grocery store.



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Screw that. I made reservations for dinner and got a card.

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Isn't dinner and spending time with your wife enough???? Sheeeesh.
Because all the girls at the office don't see that. That's why I send my wife a dozen roses to her work three times per year. Birthday, Anniversary and Valentine's Day. It makes ALL the other women so jealous and that's the best feeling for a women.

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I couldn't afford the flowers at Jolie Le Fleur, so i'm hitting up Jewel before i go to my DUI class tonight. I bought her a card too.

MM, you ain't gettin' no ass tonight for sure.

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just for reference, getting a big bunch of flowers in front of her coworkers by far trumps dinner.

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I couldn't afford the flowers at Jolie Le Fleur, so i'm hitting up Jewel before i go to my DUI class tonight. I bought her a card too.

MM, you ain't gettin' no ass tonight for sure.
HA Quite the contrary.

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just for reference, getting a big bunch of flowers in front of her coworkers by far trumps dinner.
See my post above.

Also, remember this. Everything is worth one point. One flower = one point. 12 flowers = one point. New car = one point. New house = one point.

Get it?


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just for reference, getting a big bunch of flowers in front of her coworkers by far trumps dinner.
Indeed. More so because of the coworkers, not so much the flowers. Note made for next year. Flowers at work and dinner at home next time.

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See my post above.

Also, remember this. Everything is worth one point. One flower = one point. 12 flowers = one point. New car = one point. New house = one point.

Get it?

hahaha, I get it. I got 4 dozen roses for my wife like 5 years ago, HUUUUUGE bouquet. It was as big as her. I'm still getting points off that thing.

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HA Quite the contrary.
Pay attention Robbie. He said he was newly married.

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Do like me and get married on Valentines Day, two birds with one stone
My Folks did it also! 37th Anniversary today. My dad is in California at a trade show and conferences, I'm taking my mom to lunch. A marriage made in heaven.

My dad is AWESOME though, she'll have roses delivered to her at work this evening, and he left her a few cards on the counter before her left. I didn't even have to remind him!!!

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Because all the girls at the office don't see that. That's why I send my wife a dozen roses to her work three times per year. Birthday, Anniversary and Valentine's Day. It makes ALL the other women so jealous and that's the best feeling for a women.
You got that right. Same reason they get all dressed up when they go out. It's not for you, it's for the other women they will see.
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My wife called me from work yesterday and asked if I was ordering her flowers to her work for today. I told her and I quote, "fuck no."

Seems harsh right? Well, she works for a major online flower delivery website. I told her to walk her ass over to the filing cabinet they keep all the free vendor flowers on and take her pick. Baby got her self a very nice bouquet of roses

Dinner reservations made and card in the glove box already taken care of.

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Cow-orker ordered his wife flowers, one dozen roses delivered for $102. He does it cause the other ladies in the office get jealous and make his wife feel good. All the guys that are saying the jealousy thing works, must be right!

Luckily, my gf is traveling for work, and doesn't have an "office".
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If anyone wants to send me some extra left over flowers, Im at the office.

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I work in a small office and I am the only female...so the jealousy thing doesn't come into play here. But I did get a beautiful boquet of tulips and irises sent to my house yesterday. My bf def got points for the wording on the card...and we have only been together for a week...despite that we dated 7 years ago.

I wasn't expecting anything...maybe a card!
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and we have only been together for a week...despite that we dated 7 years ago.
Running around in circles.... ewe
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Pay attention Robbie. He said he was newly married.

Even more of a reason to kiss her ass

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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If anyone wants to send me some extra left over flowers, Im at the office.

Awww. That's so pathetic its cute.



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You guys are suckers... I did absolutely nothing. Nothing as in I didn't even give her a peck on the cheek or even mention V-day. Yeah I might suffer the consequences for a while but oh well. I could honestly care less.
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I gotta repost this ever year. Good times!!!



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