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That's how I roll. Now show me your boobs.

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HAHAHA.. fucken A Mao... why you holding out on me man? I like the white poon but shit.. if I had 10 million asian women to choose from........
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Do you think I would be sending 10Million cream of the crop Chinese women?

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Do you think I would be sending 10Million cream of the crop Chinese women?
No I bet you'd send this crap


love it....bad booking photos are the best!

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love it....bad booknig photos are the best!
pssshhh, like most women that one will clean up just fine. Hair-do, make up and some happy drugs.
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love it....bad booknig photos are the best!
I dunno, she looks pretty good as is. I've been to Manheim and this chick is a winner.

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love it....bad booknig photos are the best!
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God that almost looks like a man.... you couldn't pay me to hit it.
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God that almost looks like a man.... you couldn't pay me to hit it.
Liar! You would hit it and post about it.

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Is that a smart black man?

What what a racist!! I hope ron beats your ass next time we're out
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Oh he will... "always bet on black"
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What what a racist!! I hope ron beats your ass next time we're out
Fock you! The real racist is the sexless Texan!

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Fock you! The real racist is the sexless Texan!
Well at least the sexless texan isn't hard on the eyes.
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Well at least the sexless texan isn't hard on the eyes.
I haven't met her.. but I can't imagine her looking worse than that Asian in the picture she posted up
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OMG I'm changing my screen name now, too
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You referrin' to the cock apron huh?

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Fag!
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I thought we'd met, no?
No we all just look alike to you.

[edti] He actually did meet you once at eSkape on bowling night. He just never looked at your face.

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I thought we'd met, no?
I was too shy to come over and say 'Hi', the hawtness was intimidating.. plus you were with Mopar... I thought you were his woman
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I was too shy to come over and say 'Hi', the hawtness was intimidating.. plus you were with Mopar... I thought you were his woman
Hhahahaa. Mopar has yet to see the temple, yet alone walk in and ring the bell.

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