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AMAZING job opportunity... or is it?

Hello Friend,

Good day to you, I greet you in the name of our lord Jesus Christ, My name
is Mrs. Haffy Wilson Am artist by profession, I am a British woman and I
base in London United Kingdom UK, I am married with three kids.

I got your email address on the British Chamber of Commerce and I decided
to contact you.


Actually I m looking for a Representative in UNITED STATES OF AMERICA USA,
I have a job offer that will Earn you $2,500.00 every week; this job offer
will not stop you from Your daily job and the job offer thus:
All my customers are AMERICANS, and they all want to pay me with
Cashier's Check, and it is always very hard for me to cash the
cashier's Check here in London United Kingdom UK, because the British
Government Does not permit the usage of cashier's check here in United
Kingdom UK.

So therefore I decided to search for a reliable and honest person in
AMERICA to help me in cashing the cashier's checks and send me physical
Cash here in London UK.

I have so many customers in AMERICA and If you are interested, you Will be
earning $2,500.00 every week as 10% commission. As my AMERICAN
REPRESENTATIVE, this job offer will not affect your Present work, all
I need from you is honesty and trust, kindly send me the Informations
below and I will have my customers send the cashier's

Check to you immediately:

*Your Complete Legal Name.
*Your Present Residential Address.
*Your Current House/Mobile Telephone Number.

As soon as I receive the above details from you, I will contact all my
Customers to post the cashier's check to your home address as my AMERICA
REPRESENTATIVE, I want to bring to your notice that you will not Involve
any of your money into this job offer; you won't spend any
money in This job offers not even a dime, consider this job offer and
reply back to me with the above details,

Thanks as I await your immediate response.

Sincerely Yours.

Mrs. Haffy Wilson.

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Of course it's legit, you should do it.

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You mean, all I need to do is send you a little personal information and I will make $2500.00 a week??? Sign my ass up!

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I signed up 3 weeks ago.. I already got 5k. It works.
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Dear Mrs. Haffy Wilson,

I am glad you sent this job offer to me and not some not honest butt-hole. There is very many not honest butt-holes in this America, but you are very lucky this time. It was years since I posted my email address on British Chamber of Commerce and finally I got your message. I am American married man with three kids, just like you - so I would be happy to handle all your cashier's checks. I handle my cashier's checks once a day , please let me know if your cashier's checks will have to be handled at same rate or more often. It is possible that my wife will leave her stupid job and will be your REPRESENTATIVE as well, if volume of incoming checks will be overwhelming for me alone. Also, 10% sounds like a good offer , but prevously I was making 20% for cashier's checks handling with my partners from Africa, so I would like a pay increase before we start.
Awaiting work load.


Here is my info:
Neiman Marcus
5000 Northbrook Court
Northbrook, IL 60062
847-564-0300
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Yeah, I've been doing this for a while, it's kind of a pain in the ass with my schedule, but the extra $2500 a week really is nice.

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PLease send this to Hix. Maybe she'd be happy to sponsor him. In the off case that she doesn't, will all participants on this board please cut him 10% of your successes on this program?

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unreal, what people will do for the scrilla!!!
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For a Brit, she sure doesn't have a solid grasp of the Queen's English. not to mention geography, where exactly is United Kingdom, UK?

Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, "What do you really want?"
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For a Brit, she sure doesn't have a solid grasp of the Queen's English. not to mention geography, where exactly is United Kingdom, UK?
it's "London United Kingdom UK" ...
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