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post #1 of 71 (permalink) Old 02-19-2008, 10:43 AM Thread Starter
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Identity Crisis

Dear clsb members,

I am suffering from what I believe to be a minor identity crisis. For the past several months I have been wildly changing avatars, and yet still find myself lost without one to call my own. I fear this is because I just do not know myself, what I believe in, or what I stand for. I am calling on you all for help.

Also, the board has been damn boring the past few days so this should give you all something to do and something to laugh at my my expense.

I will be out of the office for the remainder of today; please discuss in my absense.

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post #2 of 71 (permalink) Old 02-19-2008, 10:46 AM
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the only thing she smokes is..


ahh too easy.

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the only thing she smokes is..


ahh too easy.
probably a born again smoker by now...

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Something sarcastic, very sarcastic yet intelligently funny, but silly at the same time. This is what I think of when I think Alison.

Hmmmmmmm...

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the only thing she smokes is..


ahh too easy.

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the only thing she smokes is..
huh. I tried finding a picture of a Lithuanian rooster on the internet, but to no avail.
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The true question is, how much does that Canuk smoke on a regular basis?

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The true question is, how much does that Canuk smoke on a regular basis?
He smoked the Canadian accent out his mouf.
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How about the Virgin Alison???
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post #15 of 71 (permalink) Old 02-19-2008, 11:01 AM Thread Starter
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Dear clsb members,

I appreciate your review and your responses up to this point. I fully expect that this will progress to a unanimous resolution by COB today. As I leave the office for the day, might I remind you that although your originality and humor are always appreciated, jokes about the frequency of my sexual activity will be rejected by the review committee.

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Dear clsb members,

I appreciate your review and your responses up to this point. I fully expect that this will progress to a unanimous resolution by COB today. As I leave the office for the day, might I remind you that although your originality and humor are always appreciated, jokes about the frequency of my sexual activity will be rejected by the review committee.

Regards,
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post #20 of 71 (permalink) Old 02-19-2008, 11:07 AM
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^ yep, that's the one I was thinking of.

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I am disappointed in you all. It's remaining white until I get back in touch with my inner self.
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It's remaining full bush until I get touched
Fixed.



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Fixed.
1. gross
2. my problem was solved a long time ago, thankyouverymuch. you can all find something better to make fun of. like burntash.
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1. gross
2. my problem was solved a long time ago, thankyouverymuch. you can all find something better to make fun of. like burntash.
im glad you realize the meaning of better

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