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Yes, they fart like men. 64 83.12%
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cant see what you posted but the topic says enough

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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OMFG!!! That was awesome!!

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Girls don't have bowels. All holes are strictly intended for sexual fun. Yes, girls going to the bathroom grosses me out, I admit it...
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Girls don't have bowels. All holes are strictly intended for sexual fun. Yes, girls going to the bathroom grosses me out, I admit it...

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That's hilarious!
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Girls don't have bowels. All holes are strictly intended for sexual fun. Yes, girls going to the bathroom grosses me out, I admit it...
Ahhh I another one that agrees. Hell I dont like it when I am taking a shower and they come in to use the bathroom just picks at my last nerve.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Ahhh I another one that agrees. Hell I dont like it when I am taking a shower and they come in to use the bathroom just picks at my last nerve.
Amen.... I hate when I'm shaving and they come in and go to the bathroom. Wtf can't it wait 2 min???
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Ahhh I another one that agrees. Hell I dont like it when I am taking a shower and they come in to use the bathroom just picks at my last nerve.
Strict rules in my home. Bathrooms are not meant to be shared, that is private time.




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Strict rules in my home. Bathrooms are not meant to be shared, that is private time.
Hell yes Tony. I even used the same nomenclature. If the wife interrupts the morning ritual it ruins the whole rest of the day.

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Strict rules in my home. Bathrooms are not meant to be shared, that is private time.
I have the same rule in my house. Open the shitter door while it's in use, and this monkey flings poo. True story.
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I have the same rule in my house. Open the shitter door while it's in use, and this monkey flings poo. True story.
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The poll results are hilarious
That's because the people who voted for "yes" are us married guys, the realists. The ones who voted "no" are BA and company who still have the idealized image of women in their heads.

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most women FART WORSE then men.

TRUE STORY!

plenty of my wifes girl friends and the fact is when they know there is no possibility in HELL they will fuck you,and they are good friends with you, they let loose.

some of the shit i gotta deal with at times is unreal puts most men to a shame, hot chicks or fugly chicks it doesn't matter.



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That's because the people who voted for "yes" are us married guys, the realists. The ones who voted "no" are BA and company who still have the idealized image of women in their heads.
You nailed it. Idealism rocks... I'm still waiting to meet a woman who poops once a week at most...

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most women FART WORSE then men.

TRUE STORY!

plenty of my wifes girl friends and the fact is when they know there is no possibility in HELL they will fuck you,and they are good friends with you, they let loose.

some of the shit i gotta deal with at times is unreal puts most men to a shame, hot chicks or fugly chicks it doesn't matter.
Disgusting...
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Disgusting...

dont like it? never spend your life with a women more then 3 hours at a time, give em a chance to fart in private.

never allow a women to get comfortable with you then.

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dont like it? never spend your life with a women more then 3 hours at a time, give em a chance to fart in private.

never allow a women to get comfortable with you then.

you will never have that problem
Are you telling me how to live a happy life or how to stop from hearing a girl fart?
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How and why does the human body produce wind? What causes the odor of gas? asks Nayna Kumari, via e-mail.

Whether we call it breaking wind, passing gas or something more impolite, everyone experiences flatulence. And it's not just we humans; creatures from farm animals to household pets get gassy, too. (Looking pointedly at the dog, in fact, is a favorite way to dodge flatulence blame in a small room.)

Gastroenterologists say most people pass gas about 10 to 20 times a day. And just as in the old saying "Horses sweat; men perspire; women glow," females seem favored in the flatulence department, too. Because women's bodies are usually smaller than men's, they may pass less gas. According to Dr. Michael Levitt, a gastroenterologist and flatulence expert in Minneapolis, if the average man's gassy output amounts to about five cups a day, the average woman's might be three.

Intestinal gas builds up when food isn't completely digested. Food that is digested only partially in its trip through the stomach and the 20-plus feet of the small intestine passes into the large intestine (colon). The colon is where last-chance digestion goes on, as bacteria work on breaking down leftover food before it leaves the body as waste.

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Some foods make us more gassy than others. Beans, beans, the musical fruit ... er, legume? The more you eat, the more you clear the room?

According to Levitt, beans top the gas and bloating list for most people. Besides lots of fiber, beans contain complex sugars that aren't broken down until they reach the colon. Other foods high on the flatulence charts include cruciferous vegetables such as cabbage and broccoli, as well as "sugar alcohols" like sorbitol.

Suddenly upping the fiber in your diet also can cause bloating. If your body doesn't produce the enzyme that breaks down lactose (milk sugar), dairy foods can be the culprit. And then there's plain old swallowed air.

The main ingredients in passed gas - nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane - are odorless. That's why natural gas suppliers add smelly sulfurous compounds to the mostly-methane gas piped to your stove or furnace. The rotten-egg odor can alert you to a dangerous gas leak. Likewise, what gives intestinal gas its often unpleasant odor are traces of sulfur compounds, plus pungent chemicals like indole and skatole.

Intestinal bacteria produce these smelly compounds as they work on fermenting food. (So do between-teeth bacteria, contributing to the noxious odor of bad breath.) But in a twist, tiny traces of indole and skatole also help create the flowery fragrance of orange blossoms, as well as many perfumes.

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AND THE TRUTH COMES OUT

He i thought i was on the odd side about the bathroom issue but apparently is a universal thing

Women take note we hate when you come into the bathroom to let loose to the porcelain god. We want to believe you dont

That is all

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