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oh that's nasty!

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lmfao

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Hmmm nothing like a yellow discharge

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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We need a Lindsay Lohan's penis thread.
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not cool, I did something for Bug cause I know he likes the problem girls and you go and misrepresent that to CLSB
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Damn, if that picture was a scratch and sniff I'd be all over it...
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HAHAHAHA - The thought is what counts dude and actually, Cook was thinking of me to because he know how I love to hump a sammich from time to time - Hence why I am not allowed in Quiznos anymore (mmmm, toasty)

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HAHAHAHA - The thought is what counts dude and actually, Cook was thinking of me to because he know how I love to hump a sammich from time to time - Hence why I am not allowed in Quiznos anymore (mmmm, toasty)
Of course, I too was talking about the sammich, NOT Lindsay Lohan.

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girl I went to the academy, who shared the locker next to me before and after PT.....we called her "Arby's". Even with her legs closed you could see the meat curtains a hangin' and her shit looked like an Arby's Beef sandwich....it was nasty.



(And no, I wasnt looking up her snatcheroo, it was that bad that you could see shit when she was just standing upright with her legs together)
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girl I went to the academy, who shared the locker next to me before and after PT.....we called her "Arby's". Even with her legs closed you could see the meat curtains a hangin' and her shit looked like an Arby's Beef sandwich....it was nasty.



(And no, I wasnt looking up her snatcheroo, it was that bad that you could see shit when she was just standing upright with her legs together)
Am I the only one turned on by this post?

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That pic made my morning...in a sick, stomach turning kinda way! HAHAHAHA
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girl I went to the academy, who shared the locker next to me before and after PT.....we called her "Arby's". Even with her legs closed you could see the meat curtains a hangin' and her shit looked like an Arby's Beef sandwich....it was nasty.



(And no, I wasnt looking up her snatcheroo, it was that bad that you could see shit when she was just standing upright with her legs together)
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Am I the only one turned on by this post?
Werd. I'm pretty sure I have a porno that starts out with this exact same narrative. At the part where she says "It was just nasty..." the bow-chicka-bow-bow starts fading in slowly. In fact it may have even been titled "Beef Academy 2"


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