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Douche???

So I was selling a gallon of paint to this classy looking grey haired lady a few minutes ago and she was asking me about what to use to clean her brushes and rollers in. I kindly advise her that warm water and mild soap is the preferred method. She then turns to me and says, "Sometimes I use a douche." I hesitated for a second then replied, "It doesn't really matter."

Then she smiled and walked away with her purchase.

I just stood and stared after her with my mouth agape.

Has something like this happened to any of you in your line of duty?
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did she try slipping you a $20?

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sometimes when i cant get my code working, i get frustrated. so i douche, and then i can think clearly and get my code to work.

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did she try slipping you a $20?
Nope. If she was a cougar trying to pick up a youngin' wouldn't she have slipped me her number or something??? I think she was just being a perv!
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douche means shower in swedish maybe in alot of european languages?

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Many moons ago, I was a Caddy at the Glenview Club. I was caddying for this rich old lady with a fucking attitude and I had enough of her shit so I told her that her breath smelled like rotten ass and called her husband a fucking dick!which was funny because his real name was Dick. I left their bags on the fairway and walked back to the Caddy shack. I never did get fired for it which I don't understand.
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You should have said "if you ever need any help, give me a call."




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Many moons ago, I was a Caddy at the Glenview Club. I was caddying for this rich old lady with a fucking attitude and I had enough of her shit so I told her that her breath smelled like rotten ass and called her husband a fucking dick!which was funny because his real name was Dick. I left their bags on the fairway and walked back to the Caddy shack. I never did get fired for it which I don't understand.
does this have to do with an old lady douching?

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should have banged her on the paint shaker.

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duh... it's about an old lady!
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I can honestly say NO - I do not get many old ladies discussing their junk with me when it comes to software sales - One can still dream though

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cmon guys, none of you have had a strange experience like this while working?

Bug, you of all people I would've expected for something like this to happen to. Actually you and G2G.
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cmon guys, none of you have had a strange experience like this while working?
Yes, and I handled it like you .... wrong! We didn't have chat forums except for a BBS you had to dial in to when I was your age and I wasn't into that then. We're just trying to help.

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crap, i'm starting to feel like a douche now.
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Think she was just playing with ya Phil? if not that is pretty sick. and when did you start selling paint??
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Think she was just playing with ya Phil? if not that is pretty sick. and when did you start selling paint??
Man, I don't know what the hell her problem was but "silver foxes" are not my thing so I was thoroughly grossed out.

I've worked at my father's and brother's paint stores on and off since I was a teen. I didn't really want to go back this time but my bro really needed my help so that he could clean house. we've got some delinquent employess.
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Ahhh yeah the was pretty sick then!!!
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cmon guys, none of you have had a strange experience like this while working?

Bug, you of all people I would've expected for something like this to happen to. Actually you and G2G.
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I didn't think anyone actually douched anymore. I thought the colonic was the new trend
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haha! I'm assuming it's just an enema
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Yes, a colonic is like an enema. It's where they shove a tube up your bum and flush your colon out with warm water.

When I was 15 I was working at a salon and I was washing this old lady's hair and she was moaning and shit and she said very loudly that my head massage was better than sex... she gave me a $50 tip that day. For the next 3 years she came back every other week to get her hair shampooed by me and gave me $20 each time. I always felt bad for her cause she must not have ever had good sex.

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Damnit. I am very disappointed with the google image results for "colonic"
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Yes, a colonic is like an enema. It's where they shove a tube up your bum and flush your colon out with warm water.

When I was 15 I was working at a salon and I was washing this old lady's hair and she was moaning and shit and she said very loudly that my head massage was better than sex... she gave me a $50 tip that day. For the next 3 years she came back every other week to get her hair shampooed by me and gave me $20 each time. I always felt bad for her cause she must not have ever had good sex.
haha! I go to my aunt's place (salon for ladies but lotsa guys go too) instead of the barber cuz I I'd rather have one of the MILF's that work for my aunt touch my head than some 60 yr old dude. Anyway one of the ladies there does a fantastic job of massaging the scalp when shampooing my noggin. It feels fuggin awesome but defintely not better than sex. In fact I look forward to her massaging my scalp every other week.
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Damnit. I am very disappointed with the google image results for "colonic"
did you see the ginormous impacted pic? ugh... I closed that window real fast.
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haha! I go to my aunt's place (salon for ladies but lotsa guys go too) instead of the barber cuz I I'd rather have one of the MILF's that work for my aunt touch my head than some 60 yr old dude. Anyway one of the ladies there does a fantastic job of massaging the scalp when shampooing my noggin. It feels fuggin awesome but defintely not better than sex. In fact I look forward to her massaging my scalp every other week.
Do you ever get the tits in the face while getting shampooed? At my salon the owners were a couple of horny bitches and they would encourage my slutty outfits because when I would shampoo my tits would jiggle in the guys faces. I'm sure the female clients didn't appreciate it but whatever. Unfortunately, that's the way I picked up my ex-husband.

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did you see the ginormous impacted pic? ugh... I closed that window real fast.
no, but I saw the word "sphincter" several times heh heh....sphincter
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Do you ever get the tits in the face while getting shampooed? At my salon the owners were a couple of horny bitches and they would encourage my slutty outfits because when I would shampoo my tits would jiggle in the guys faces. I'm sure the female clients didn't appreciate it but whatever. Unfortunately, that's the way I picked up my ex-husband.
Unfortunately the Korean versions of you are not as well endowed. I honestly could care less though for two reasons: I have my eyes closed 'cause shampoo in the eye hurts like hell and I'm an ass guy. Plus, it honestly really feels that good. I'm not thinking bout anything else besides how much more awesome it would be if I was getting a bj at the same time.

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no, but I saw the word "sphincter" several times heh heh....sphincter
haha! just as immature as us guys. love it!
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