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Dat ass will NEVER be the same (Jennifer Lopez delivers twins)

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never found her that hot to begin with.

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never found her that hot to begin with.
i did 7 years ago when she was in her prime.



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She is being paid 6 million for pictures of the twins. One day I will understand this world.
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ugh, she was kinda hot before she married a zombie. brraaaaainnnnssss....

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so shes going to take a break from making "music" right? right? pleaseeeeeee

im with dave. this is a fucked up world when someones picture is worth millions.

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She is being paid 6 million for pictures of the twins. One day I will understand this world.
I'd do that in a heartbeat. If people are stupid enough to pay for it...
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Post a picture of your twins, and I bet you might get 6 million rep points.
I concur.

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I never thought she was hot. I never understood why guys were so enamored with her. the chic needed a treadmill and some salads.




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I never thought she was hot. I never understood why guys were so enamored with her. the chic needed a treadmill and some salads.
I think it because of the ass to body ratio that did it for me. I don't consider her hot but damn she got a phat ass! It's disgusting kinda and I wouldn't know what to do with it if it was in front of me but doesn't make me not want it!
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I could buy Mandy a new audi with that kind of money.
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the chic needed a treadmill and some salads.
I agree with the 1st part (never thought she was hot either ) but she has a fantastic pooper imo.

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I wouldn't know what to do with it if it was in front of me but doesn't make me not want it!
I would pull my cc out, and swipe it in her ass crack and say 'ka-ching.'


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I would pull my cc out, and swipe it in her ass crack and say 'ka-ching.'

hahahahaha! I think it would sound more like "denied".
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hahahahaha! I think it would sound more like "denied".
I'm thinkin with an ass that huge, theres gonna be some ass sweat thats gonna make that card very undesirable.




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I'm thinkin with an ass that huge, theres gonna be some ass sweat thats gonna make that card very undesirable.
you just had to go and ruin that image huh?
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I'm thinkin with an ass that huge, theres gonna be some ass sweat thats gonna make that card very undesirable.
She won't break in half and can take any pounding you dish out. That's the difference

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I never thought she was hot. I never understood why guys were so enamored with her. the chic needed a treadmill and some salads.

Hell you have guys drooling over those crack/meth whore Olsen twins, Hilton, Lohan and Nicole Richie.
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