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lucky pricks, literally

http://www.coedmagazine.com/news/606....com/news/6069

what kind of stupid asshole kills the gravy train?

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post #2 of 52 (permalink) Old 02-27-2008, 12:37 PM
 
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Wtf, Amber McElleny was 25 and had sexual relations with an 18 yr old male?? The only problem I see is that the administrators aren't getting laid enough...
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every school boys dream IMO, not that it makes it right. Definitely a double standard with women vs. men teachers here.
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Loni Folks, a fifth grade teacher having sex with 16 year old student. WAT????!!!!

Sandra Geisel, looking good for a 42 yr old cougar! RAAWWWRRRR!!!!

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Ok, where is the "I'm hot for teacher" video?

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Loni Folks, a fifth grade teacher having sex with 16 year old student. WAT????!!!!

Sandra Geisel, looking good for a 42 yr old cougar! RAAWWWRRRR!!!!
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Wtf, Amber McElleny was 25 and had sexual relations with an 18 yr old male?? The only problem I see is that the administrators aren't getting laid enough...
Did you see Heather Shelton was 22 and had sex with an 18 year old? I know it's wrong since he's a student but still... only 4 year age difference. I love how she is smiling in her mugshot. She seems pretty proud of it.

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lucky pricks, literally

http://www.coedmagazine.com/news/606....com/news/6069

what kind of stupid asshole kills the gravy train?
I say the gravy train is most likely killed by others, not the student getting a piece of action. Ya see, most students at this age have not scored enough times to remain discrete. The are forced to brag about,

- getting a piece of ass
- The fact that the piece of ass is a teacher

Other students spread the word...
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its funny with the ones being like 16,17 like they were forced to have their cocks sucked.

this system is pathetic, especially because if these teachers were men they would be crucified.

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its funny with the ones being like 16,17 like they were forced to have their cocks sucked.

this system is pathetic, especially because if these teachers were men they would be crucified.
Yep, but being that I was a teenage boy, I am not willing to give any of these teachers jail time , except for the one who tried to get the student to kill her husband . Otherwise, a smile, wink, and fine will suffice .

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I used to have a huge crush on my second grade teacher Mrs. Fitzgerald. She was a fatty and you know what they say about fattys!
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alright...Is it just me or are the teachers getting really hot these days? I'm 32, and I can not ever remember seeing a single teacher look as good as those chics. I remember my teachers looking well over 40 and nasty. Some of the girls on that page were solid 9's. I don't really remember any TA's that were that young either.

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Anyone go to Niles North? Remember Mrs. Cross? G damn she was toight. She looked crossed eyed at times but fugg it lol.

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They can teach me all they want.

In keeping w/ an earlier poll, do chubby cougars give better blowjobs?

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i need to spread some rep around b4 giving it to Jack again... niiice. the funny thing about that i can see me and my co-workers doing that albeit not in front of the public

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dam shes cute..funny too her husband is the principal

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i'm surprised no one mentioned the hononrable mention...

Erica Chevillar
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to the little bastards that got to nail these broads. There names and faces will forever be etched on the Players Wall of Fame.

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mmmm.......

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