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post #1 of 77 (permalink) Old 02-27-2008, 07:23 PM Thread Starter
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I have reached an all time personal low

Earlier this month I thought I had hit rock bottom when I had a breakdown in the parking lot of a Piggly Wiggly in Waunesha, Wisconsin. But today I surpassed my all-time personal low by being here in the airport Hampton Inn, posting on clsb, and eating cake....in bed.
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Just be happy you aren't in Artesia New Mexico. The restaurants and bars are so bad in this town that we went to the super walmart and bought a grill, steaks and beer and we are cooking out on the patio outside the hotel.

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The cake will make it all better!
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One more night like this and I can chime in on the "do fat chicks give good head" thread
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thought this thread would include peanut butter.

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no. lemon coconut cake
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thought this thread would include peanut butter.
and a canine?
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and a canine?
ding ding ding.

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sexy time, ahhyes?
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thought this thread would include peanut butter.
I thought this thread would include Drama or Burntash
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gross.

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Here this might cheer you up... 5:17 starts the funniest thing ever!!


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I thought this thread would include Drama or Burntash
No. An incident like that would be followed by an obituary:
a 30-year old woman was found dead last night following a jump from a 3rd story hotel window. Clutched in her hand was a note that read "burntass is no longer a virgin and I can't live with myself anymore"
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Here this might cheer you up... 5:17 starts the funniest thing ever!!



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Here this might cheer you up... 5:17 starts the funniest thing ever!!

Yep! Getting ass blasted by a donkey is DEFINITELY worse than cake in bed
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throw in some black lingerie and two pitchers of beer and this cake thing could be pretty hot, sounds kinda like my happy place




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throw in some black lingerie and two pitchers of beer and this cake thing could be pretty hot, sounds kinda like my happy place

I guess it's true what they say...."one man's trash is another's treasure"
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I guess it's true what they say...."one man's trash is another's treasure"

Don't talk about yourself like that
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Well if you're bored, you can always hook up with this guy... if he's still available that is.


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Oh better yet this one likes to stay in and eat...


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Well if you're bored, you can always hook up with this guy... if he's still available that is.
OMFG. Is that a camouflage golf sweater??
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Here this might cheer you up... 5:17 starts the funniest thing ever!!

Holy crap I was crying at the end of the donkey clip....
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One more night like this and I can chime in on the "do fat chicks give good head" thread
Shouldn't that read "do fat chicks wearing googles give good head?"


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