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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-28-2008, 03:42 PM Thread Starter
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This rocks...

Remember her?

Well, we both have a one way ticket out to her parent's place. Leave tomorrow night, drive back with her skis and my board and her car.

Start at Sierra on Sunday, hit Squaw Monday, Tuesday.
Drive to Vail by Wed. night. Ski Vail Thursday, Friday.

Return this area by the 9th.

I get to meet dad. Me -----> <------ Him



Weather should be about 50 or so hopefully at the base of the mountains. Enjoy this weather suckas!
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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-28-2008, 03:46 PM
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two words....ROAD HEAD

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Sounds like fun...

Minus the "meet the parents" part...
And the flying part...
And the driving back part...

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kick ass enjoy the road trip
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ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ʞɔnɟ ɐ sǝʌıƃ oɥʍ
 
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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #7 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-28-2008, 03:47 PM Thread Starter
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Sounds like fun...

Minus the "meet the parents" part...
And the flying part...
And the driving back part...
Met the mom already.
Love to fly.
Love to drive.
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You forget your medicine today?
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Met the mom already.
Love to fly.
Love to drive.
No wonder Drama loves you so much...

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post #10 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-28-2008, 03:51 PM
 
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Have fun you two! Do some skiing for me will ya
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post #13 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-28-2008, 03:56 PM
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Remember her?
Do I ever, my back still bears the scars.
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post #14 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-28-2008, 03:57 PM
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build her a cake or some ting
does his head feel hot? he should shave his head
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two words....ROAD HEAD
Road head FTMFW!!!!

Have a good trip and be safe! Good road head has been known to cause accidents... or break cocks.

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard wrapped in tin foil.
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post #16 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-28-2008, 04:55 PM
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You're meeting the pops already? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucker....

Drive safe and enjoy!
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party up homeboy

sometimes you need to run before you can walk

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post #18 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-28-2008, 05:02 PM
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Dude, why the hell would i want your girls #? Shit, if she wants an Asian Bobby, i can give, no problems with that.
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post #19 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-29-2008, 08:44 AM Thread Starter
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You're meeting the pops already? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucker....

Drive safe and enjoy!
And the little brother... it's all good.


I hope.
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And the little brother... it's all good.


I hope.
Have fun mang. I'll be in Vegas later this evening myself. PEACE AND HAIR GREASE BITCHES!!!!

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post #21 of 28 (permalink) Old 02-29-2008, 08:47 AM
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And the little brother... it's all good.


I hope.
Man, you have no idea what you are getting into!





j/k mang, just tryin' to mess with your brains.
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good luck man, thats a lot of driving

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Have fun mang. I'll be in Vegas later this evening myself. PEACE AND HAIR GREASE BITCHES!!!!
We're flying through there tonight....

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Man, you have no idea what you are getting into!





j/k mang, just tryin' to mess with your brains.
Remember dipshit, I was once married, I think I know how to handle the girl's family! So far, they are nothing compared to my ex's family.

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good luck man, thats a lot of driving
We're driving over the course of 9 days, ain't that bad.
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I'm giddy now.

T- 5 minutes and counting.
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Are you a pothead, focker?
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Are you a pothead, focker?
I milk cats.
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jim's got nipples can u milk him?>
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I milk cats.
I eat cats.
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