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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 05-20-2003, 03:28 PM Thread Starter
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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I just wasted an hour of my life

Now you must do the same.

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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 05-20-2003, 03:40 PM
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Dude! 38 pages to a thread... I just read the first and glanced at the last....
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so whats the deal she hot? or whats the drama there?



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Readers Digest condensed version. I saw it as it was unfolding. 18 year old girl buys first bike and crashes it a week later.

Haha. Just looked a little further. Insurance paid off so she bought another r6 and crashed it the first day before she even got insured. Got the helicopter ride and CPR. Immediately posts with an attitude. No helmet. 15mph turn. Unlit corner at 2am. A statistic that doesn't even know it yet.

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Yeah, she gets a new R6 a week after she learns how to ride and then wrecks it a week later. Then she gets another brand new bike and wrecks even harder a week after that - puts her in the hospital even with 2nd degree burns. Throughout the thread and both accidents she spews attitude from every orifice with regards to people telling her to take it easy ("Take your 250 and SHOVE IT" she says after the 1st wreck) and then to the hospital staff trying to fit her with a catheter after the 2nd ("Stick that f*cking up your a$$"/"Well screw us for trying to save your life", etc.).

She's like the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!"
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so whats the deal she hot?
Not really all that hot, I think..

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what a dumb bitch (excuse me ladies)



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18 no brains...go figure. I was there once (in the dirt with full gear) but the street is a whole new game.
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post #10 of 32 (permalink) Old 05-21-2003, 07:45 AM
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She's like the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!"

LOL "Merely a flesh wound"

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what a dumb bitch (excuse me ladies)
I agree, she's got a death wish, maybe next time she'll succeed
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LOL "But you have no arms nor legs"

"We are the Nights of Eeeekkk" "You shall build us a Shrubery or we will be forced to eeekkk you to death"

"shes a witch burn her!!!"

"what else floats?"

"Really really small rocks"

Sorry I love that movie

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its a sad sad world
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I'm not dead yet.
I feel better
I think i'll go for a walk now.

I'm not short. I'm aerodynamically efficient.

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post #17 of 32 (permalink) Old 05-21-2003, 12:51 PM
IDK WTF TO PUT HERE NOW!
 
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"We are the Nights of Eeeekkk" "You shall build us a Shrubery or we will be forced to eeekkk you to death"
NI...it's NI, "We are the Knights who say, 'NI!'"

Later it was, "We are no longer the Knights who say, 'NI!' We are know the Knights who say, "Eeekyickyvromzoingpow!'"

or somethng ver close to that...hhehehe

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"shes a witch burn her!!!"
"She turned me into a newt once!




Well I got better!"
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LOL "Merely a flesh wound"
"Tis but a scratch!"

"Come here, I'll bite your head off"

"You're a looney!"

"Oh runnin away are ya? CHICKEN.....CHICKEN"

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"But I'd rather.....I'd rather.....SING!!!!"
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"HUGE TRACKTS OF LAND!"
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"It's a feirce killer!"
"It's just a bunny rabit"
"With HUGE giant fangs"
"You're a looney!"
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"Oh great enchanter, who can summon forth fire from the very ground itself. What shall we call you?"
"There are some who call me........Tim!"
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"He who wishes to cross the Bridge of Death must answer these questions three"

"What is your quest?"
"What is your favorite color?"
"What is the average air speed of a swallow?"
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MINSTREL: "...When danger reared it's ugly head/he bravely turned his tail and fled/Brave brave brave, brave Sir Robbin!"

ROBIN: "...I didn't!"

MINSTREL: "...With his eyes gouged out and his bowels unbrought and his liver burnt up...."


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This tread got lost...........
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freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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Don't worry, the thread I posted is completely worthless. Reading Holy Grail lines is wayyyy more entertaining.
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Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
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Peasant 1: Who's that there?
Peasant 2: I don't know... Must be a king...
Peasant 1: Why?
Peasant 2: He hasn't got shit all over him
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Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me!
All: And me! And me too! And me!
Dingo: Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

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Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex!
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NI...it's NI, "We are the Knights who say, 'NI!'"

Later it was, "We are no longer the Knights who say, 'NI!' We are know the Knights who say, "Eeekyickyvromzoingpow!'"

or somethng ver close to that...hhehehe

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI! <---------
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!


VERY CLOSE LUPI

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Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us!
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them!
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches!
Peasant 2: Wood!
Sir Bedevere: Correct. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her!
Sir Bedevere: But don't we also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Now, does wood float in water?
Peasant 1: No, no... Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread!
Peasant 2: Apples!
Peasant 3: Very small rocks!
Peasant 2: Cherries! Great lumpy gravy!
Peasant 3: Crutches!
King Arthur: A Duck!
Sir Bedevere: Exactly!

Sorry Im done stealing your thread Crazy

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What is the average are speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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What do you mean? African or European?

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