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Having rugrats...

The gf and i decided to take her 2 year old niece out to Chuck E. Cheese yesterday. We were originally going to take 3 kids, her niece, and my 2 nieces. Well, good thing we only took 1, cause it was a bitch lol! First off, listening to Hannah Montana the whole ride, that nearly drove me insane. Cute to hear her sing, but that shit gets no play in my ride lol. 2nd, carrying a bag filled with pampers and chit, damn, i need to work out more lol. I actually felt bad for the gf since she had to carry her most of the time. Little brat didn't want to come to me. All in all, it was fun, and i'm glad that i don't have any that i know of lol.

Also, just wanted to point out that there are some rude ass motherfuckers at Chuck E. Cheese. We waited in line for about 45 minutes, then i had to wait in line again to order food and get tokens. I was conversing with the gunit to figure out what to order, then i turn around, and this lady cuts me. WTF! Ok, deep breaths, and i tell her, "Excuse me, i was in line." She says, "what's the big deal, it's all the same line anyways." No fuckign shit you cuntfuck, you just cut me though, as if i didn't exist. So, i sat in line, behind her, whilst mumbling cuss words loudly so she can hear me bitch (no kids around).

Anyways, i don't know how you (with kids) do it. Kudos to you!

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I had an awesome weekend with my kids. Took them to see the new Dr. Suess movie, took the 2yo old to the clinic sat night for a double ear infection.
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Ahhhh the joys of kids! One is definitely enough for me. I had my son the other weekend along with watching my 9 year old brother and 6 year old sister that whole weekend....GOOD LORD!
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Just threaten to beat them to keep them in line. Works for me. just kidding.. I love kids.

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Yeah, I know how you feel man. I kept my six month old nephew for a day, and he had me raising the white flag by 2PM, kids are darn tough to take care of . I feel very sorry for my sister having to do that day in day out for years, it is cool for me to spend some time with him cause I get to give him back and go riding .

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I had an awesome weekend with my kids. Took them to see the new Dr. Suess movie, took the 2yo old to the clinic sat night for a double ear infection.
That's awesome dude! I always thought that i was good with kids, but taking care of them, that's hard work! I wanted to take my 1.5 yr old nephew, Max with us, but this little guy is a handful! Is that just with boys or just fucked up kids in general that act up lol?

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I want kids, but I hate kids. It's definitely a problem for me. I'm that woman who when I get seated at a restaurant I'm always next to the kids. They like to play under my chair and run around like it's a fun land and it drives me nuts. I'm sort of a germophobe, too, and I really can't stand the fact that children aren't developed enough to wash their hands after picking their nose. Hey kid-- if I can do it, so can you.


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If someone cuts in line on you again, you are obligated to sweep the leg.
I was so close to putting her in a rear naked choke. Seriously. She doesn't know who she's fucking with. I just got my custom GSP haircut (with the line on my head lol) so i was so ready to bust her ass with some MMA action.

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I really can't stand the fact that children aren't developed enough to wash their hands after picking their nose.
It's not just kids!
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Lol i love when peeps cut me off in line! Ignore it once they get the front and are asked by staff can I help you place your order as if they were never there, and when they say something remind them how they insisted on being in front of you.

As friendly reminder I say sure its ok to be in front of me in the line but I am still ordering before you works great hasnt failed me yet.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Hell nothing like picking a winter and flicking it out the window

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I went to the mall Friday night and saw someone reversing out of their spot. I saw a minivan that was stopped and pulled to the side of the lane but realized that where the van was stopped was already past the parking spot the car leaving from. I was next in line so I pulled in right in the open spot.

The driver of the van, comes up to my car and knocks on the window and tells me that I need to get out of her spot because she was pulling over to give the exiting driver leeway to get out. I said, "Are you serious?" And she gets all snotty with me and tells me to get the f out of her parking spot.

I just got out of my car and started walking towards the mall entrance with her screaming at me and she chased me for a little.

Luckily I didnt come out to my car being damaged!
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And you wonder why kids show no respect for anyone, regarding the lady who cut. She is setting a great example for her kids.

Good of you taking the little one to CC. That place can be fun. Won't go now though. Their play area makes a great breeding ground for virus and flu germs, this time of year.

Mort, hope the little one feels better soon. Double ear infection, that's got to be painful.

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I went to the mall Friday night and saw someone reversing out of their spot. I saw a minivan that was stopped and pulled to the side of the lane but realized that where the van was stopped was already past the parking spot the car leaving from. I was next in line so I pulled in right in the open spot.

The driver of the van, comes up to my car and knocks on the window and tells me that I need to get out of her spot because she was pulling over to give the exiting driver leeway to get out. I said, "Are you serious?" And she gets all snotty with me and tells me to get the f out of her parking spot.

I just got out of my car and started walking towards the mall entrance with her screaming at me and she chased me for a little.

Luckily I didnt come out to my car being damaged!
I woulda just pulled my badge out if I were you and not said a word.
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I woulda just pulled my badge out if I were you and not said a word.
+1, make sure you are somewhere she frequents to give her a speeding ticket for 5 over, that would be awesome.

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I woulda just pulled my badge out if I were you and not said a word.
And then the next day we see her on the front page of the paper with her knee in that psycho lady's back.

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You know, on the other extreme are kids that are too well-behaved.
That Dakota Fanning freaks me the f*ck out.
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Mort, hope the little one feels better soon. Double ear infection, that's got to be painful.
Thanks. You could tell she was herself again after some Tylenol and medicine.

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I'm sort of a germophobe
LOL, i used up half the bottle just from yesterday (pink bottle), and i was in ther an hour, tops. As you can see, i have an ample amount on hand (3 bottles). HAHA!

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Hey Robby, is that your glove compartment??? If it is, how the hell do you keep the bottles to stay upright like that? Or did you organize it just to take a pic???
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Hey Robby, is that your glove compartment??? If it is, how the hell do you keep the bottles to stay upright like that? Or did you organize it just to take a pic???
Chris owns the right side of the car, so she has to keep it neat rofl. She put the lighters, hand wash, and memory stick to the left, used the white box (bandaids and stuff, don't want to open the first aid kit in the car lol) to push em against the wall, then used the mini maglight to keep it in place. I can rail through off ramps and nothing moves lol.

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When my girls were little I took them to one of them "Where kids can be kids" places. There was a little playhouse where the kids could crawl through and look out the windows. The girls went in happy and came out crying. I asked them if it was too scary in there. They said there was a boy hiding in there choking all the girls as they went past him. I was like WTF!!!! I told them to point out the little psyco killer fuck when he came out, so they did. I waited until he went to his table where his parents would be. It turns out he was with two adult men(maybe one was his father, who knows) who were already into their third or fourth pitcher of beer. I asked if they knew their boy was practicing to be a psyco killer and explained what he had done. They started laughing and said, "Oh well, boys will be boys.". I seem to remember my voice getting louder and shit turning red and my wife escorting me back to our table as we were speaking to the waitress. Other than that everything was a blank. I guess the guys were right. All I had on my mind was homicide. Oh well, boys will be boys.

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