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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 03-18-2008, 11:21 AM Thread Starter
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A woman has filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging the flight crew failed to protect her from a passenger who moved into the seat next to hers while she was sleeping, then "masturbated to her" andówell, you've seen "There's Something About Mary"? Yeah, that.
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She wasn't flattered by it? I mean, of all the women on the plane, this guy hand selected her to be the object of his desire for a minute or two.
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hahahaha....

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Some sick fuck was chokin' the chicken on the train next to my gf. He tried to hide his pee pee by covering it with his briefcase. She meets me at the Evanston stop (back when i used to work at DT evanston) and she was bawlin', like hysterically crying. I should sue CTA.

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Some sick fuck was chokin' the chicken on the train next to my gf. He tried to hide his pee pee by covering it with his briefcase. She meets me at the Evanston stop (back when i used to work at DT evanston) and she was bawlin', like hysterically crying. I should sue CTA.
Mah bad....

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in high school i was a lifeguard at the ymca. we constantly had to kick old perverts out of the pool . they would stang in the corner of the pool and jerk it to the female swimmers and lifegueards. jering it to some of the hot lifeguards is one thing, but jerking it to the old swimmers is just sick.

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in high school i was a lifeguard at the ymca. we constantly had to kick old perverts out of the pool . they would stang in the corner of the pool and jerk it to the female swimmers and lifegueards. jering it to some of the hot lifeguards is one thing, but jerking it to the old swimmers is just sick.
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that is sick.. oh man... i dont know what I would do in that situation! Ewwwwwwww

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if only when she woke up the guy said "its not gonna suck itself!"

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I wanna see what the chick looks like. If she's hawt i'd prolly do the same thing.

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I wanna see what the chick looks like. If she's hawt i'd prolly do the same thing.
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Pfffft, if the chick is hawt, i'd bust a WSE and whip that sucker right out.

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Pfffft, if the chick is hawt, i'd bust a WSE and whip that sucker right out.
heh that reminds me of this time i was on a cta train whackin off to this hot asian chick.

the crying ruined it tho.

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I usually hide my wang with my briefcase when jerking it to asian chicks on the CTA, they never even notice.

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that is sick.. oh man... i dont know what I would do in that situation! Ewwwwwwww
If that ever happened to me, I have my course of action already planned out
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If that ever happened to me, I have my course of action already planned out
you wouldnt be flattered by it? i mean, of all the women on the plane, the guy hand selects you to be the object of his desire for a minute or two.

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I'd be fucking flattered if a girl sat next to me and started playing with herself. I'd lend her a hand. I'm sure Jeff would be too, if a dude did the same thing to him.

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you wouldnt be flattered by it? i mean, of all the women on the plane, the guy hand selects you to be the object of his desire for a minute or two.
yes but if the guy was you it would only last 5 seconds or so and 5 seconds is not flattering
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I'd be fucking flattered if a girl sat next to me and started playing with herself. I'd lend her a hand. I'm sure Jeff would be too, if a dude did the same thing to him.
im sure you would be. cause she sure as hell would be hot for you


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yes but if the guy was you it would only last 5 seconds or so and 5 seconds is not flattering
last girl complained i last too long, i doubt it

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God dammit.. i was like 3 seconds from someone walking behind my cube to that picture.

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last girl complained i last too long, i doubt it
Well, it does feel like FOREVER to a girl when she's dying for you get off of her.
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Well, it does feel like FOREVER to a girl when she's dying for you get off on her.
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I wonder if women would still complain if Brad Pitt whacked off in front of them...

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I wonder if women would still complain if Brad Pitt whacked off in front of them...
I never get any complaints

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I wonder if women would still complain if Brad Pitt whacked off in front of them...
In front or on em.....

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Well if it was Tom Cruise he could argue it was for religious purposes.
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last girl complained i last too long, i doubt it
Is this your "last girl"?
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