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post #1 of 72 (permalink) Old 03-20-2008, 11:28 PM Thread Starter
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humm, what kinda trouble can i get myself in.

saturday night, sunday, monday, i will be all alone. wife is going out of town.

any suggestions?

party?
messing with the chickas?
drinking?
drugs?

all of the above?



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fuck that, i am outta here those days, unless i am drunk and i wanna post.

but now tony installed a breathalyser on my computer so that just got fucked



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fuck that, i am outta here those days, unless i am drunk and i wanna post.

but now tony installed a breathalyser on my computer so that just got fucked
Tities+beer then. Cant go wrong with that!

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2 girls one Ken.
Gene Simmons said it best.

i am more then enough man for all the women of the world, but my heart belongs to just 1.


he said that and its about dam near perfect.

i just like to add, (and What she dont know WONT kill her)

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Hang out with me. I'm sure we will find gangbangs glalore. You set em up and I'll knock em down.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Hang out with me. I'm sure we will find gangbangs glalore. You set em up and I'll knock em down.
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<~~drinks coffee!

why? cause coffee is for closers!
I thought it was...

why? cause Viagra is for geezers!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Gee ken, I'm going to be in town on saturday night. Too bad it's not strawberry season.
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Clean the house, make things look nice, fix things that need fixing, clean up the bike and cars

lol yeah right
You joke, but you would be amazed at the amount of "quality time" you'll get if you suprise her with some of that when she gets home. True Story!

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Gee ken, I'm going to be in town on saturday night. Too bad it's not strawberry season.

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Gee ken, I'm going to be in town on saturday night. Too bad it's not strawberry season.
He already has a date with your mom. Threesome?


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fuck that, i am outta here those days, unless i am drunk and i wanna post.

but now tony installed a breathalyser on my computer so that just got fucked
Is said breathalizer flesh colored and kept in his pants????

People take these things too seriously!
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post #22 of 72 (permalink) Old 03-21-2008, 11:10 AM Thread Starter
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Gee ken, I'm going to be in town on saturday night. Too bad it's not strawberry season.
you know how to get a hold of me if you want.





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sorry bro, ill be balls deep if we hook up that night.



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You dont have to go looking for trouble....it will sure as hell find you on its own!!!!

If you hang out with Burntash then you can definitely scratch "messing with the chicas" off your list!!!!!
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He already has a date with your mom. Threesome?

Ew, gross! Ban jrock-- that's what you can do on saturday, ken!
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You dont have to go looking for trouble....it will sure as hell find you on its own!!!!



your not gonna go black ops on me and break into my house and scare the shit outta me are ya?





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Ew, gross! Ban jrock-- that's what you can do on saturday, ken!
stood up again!!!

looks like another night with an apple pie for me






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looks like another night with an apple pie for me
I can bake those as well
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