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yes this topic is what your thinking anybody else have those days you cropdust the office and there doesnt seem to be an end near? I think it was the starbucks

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Watching the Cubs lose is the opposite of appreciating a fine wine ó itís like watching a car accident in progress. Itís horrifying, yet gruesomely riveting, and you canít help but watch and sympathize with the poor souls inside.
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I mentioned this before, but I have a desk fan at the office. It goes on when the gas comes out. Been doing it for 5 years now and no one seems to have caught on.

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Hahahahaha my wife was ready to kick me out of the house last night. i couldnt stop laughing




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Hahahahaha my wife was ready to kick me out of the house last night. i couldnt stop laughing
Did you pull a covered wagon or were you crop dusting the homestead?

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Hahahahaha my wife was ready to kick me out of the house last night. i couldnt stop laughing
my gf this weekend i think was ready to do the same. Its so hard not to laugh when you squeeze one out and your just sitting there with a shitty grin

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my dog ripped ass right next to my face last night.

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I mentioned this before, but I have a desk fan at the office. It goes on when the gas comes out. Been doing it for 5 years now and no one seems to have caught on.
see you have to be discrete, here its more of a boasting thing if you clear out the room

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my dog ripped ass right next to my face last night.

dog farts are the worst.
when dogs do that its supposedly a sign of affection showing you they are comftorble around you....next time he does that im farting right back in his face

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see you have to be discrete, here its more of a boasting thing if you clear out the room
Can you imagine if I let a good ole bean/cheese burrito one go during one of my vids?

I think that might be the end of my media stuff.

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I have tried plenty of things to cover them up. I have tried to sit on them, you have to stand there and not move a muscle for 5 minutes to kill the smell, but your pants will stink long after that . Or you can hold it in till you get on the bike and add 5 hp to the gixxer .

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My farts are ninja like. 1 minute you're standing, the next, you're passed out on the ground. I have been kicked out of my own car plenty of times from my ninja farts.

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I have tried plenty of things to cover them up. I have tried to sit on them, you have to stand there and not move a muscle for 5 minutes to kill the smell, but your pants will stink long after that . Or you can hold it in till you get on the bike and add 5 hp to the gixxer .
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Can you imagine if I let a good ole bean/cheese burrito one go during one of my vids?

I think that might be the end of my media stuff.
jeff we need a video chop asap

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My farts are ninja like. 1 minute you're standing, the next, you're passed out on the ground. I have been kicked out of my own car plenty of times from my ninja farts.
i ruin the ninja mode when my friends see me lock the windows

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jeff we need a video chop asap

Too bad Jeff is busy at work today.



I can't type that with a straight face.

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when dogs do that its supposedly a sign of affection showing you they are comftorble around you....next time he does that im farting right back in his face
apparently my dog didnt get that memo. we'll be laying on the couch and she'll be sleeping between my legs with her head rested on my thigh. if i do that...she will look up at me in discust...looking at me like how dare you break wind before me lol. its not even the smell...its the noise that upsets her. i mean she really gets upset sometimes...she will actually get up, jump down and turn her back to me and look over her shoulder like she is very upset with me. but its ok for her to clear out the room right? its so funny i make it a point of doing it when possible

oh...and starbucks will do that to me too

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Burn can i ask why your dogs ass is by your face?

Hell with covering it up its natural let it out and go with it.

Heres a good one for you. The dog was inside a car one day that i was checking for drugs when he ripped ass inside. I was like opps no drugs here closed the windows and doors to hold the smell in let the individual go and the look was priceless as i drove by laughing watching him fanning out the car

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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its not just our gf/wifes...even female dogs hate it, Luckily i have 2 male dogs and he'll lay there, perk his head up, tear ass then get up and slowly walk outta the room

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apparently my dog didnt get that memo. we'll be laying on the couch and she'll be sleeping between my legs with her head rested on my thigh. if i do that...she will look up at me in discust...looking at me like how dare you break wind before me lol. its not even the smell...its the noise that upsets her. i mean she really gets upset sometimes...she will actually get up, jump down and turn her back to me and look over her shoulder like she is very upset with me. but its ok for her to clear out the room right? its so funny i make it a point of doing it when possible

oh...and starbucks will do that to me too
Weird, one of my dogs is the same exact way. I'll be laying down on my stomach on the couch and she likes to sleep on the back of my knees. I'll cut one, and instantly, she'll give me "the look" and leave. Yet it's ok when she gives the wife and I a dutch oven

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Burn can i ask why your dogs ass is by your face?
my dog has this habit of curling around the top of my head on the pillow.

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my dog has this habit of curling around the top of my head on the pillow.
Im just going to leave that one alone and watch who else is going to take a shot at that

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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dont be mean. most pups do that that love their daddy
MY dog is not to be sleeping on my bed or furniture ever the hair is just terrible especially right around this time of year. Theres two places he sleeps A. in kennel or B where I tell him to sit and stay.

Forgot burn has a little puppy if i remember its a white one

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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