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post #1 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 09:13 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 09:18 PM
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Damn it im on there twice! I was shooting for 4 times!

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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I'd let him pee in my butt
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post #3 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 09:24 PM
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wow.. thats a lot of stupid pics

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post #4 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 09:28 PM
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wow.. thats a lot of stupid pics
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post #5 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 09:29 PM
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werd

HAHAHAHA

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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post #6 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 09:36 PM
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hey at least i didn't throw up.

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post #7 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 09:45 PM
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the drunken tigger pic is my fav lol i still cant believe tigger drinks
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post #8 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 09:53 PM
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post #9 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 10:00 PM
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Jeff, post that picture of Alex on there man... HAHAHA dude this site is the shit!

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HAHAHAHA
What really makes that a fantastic picture is the great artwork in the background.

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post #11 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 10:05 PM Thread Starter
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sorry, didn't see!!!
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post #12 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 10:09 PM
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What really makes that a fantastic picture is the great artwork in the background.
Thats what we call class!

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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post #13 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 10:19 PM
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hahahaha Im addicted to this site.. god the comments are friggin hilarious HAHAhagagagha

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He looks like one of those guys you find working at a deli or cleaning the nearest 24-hour grocery store with those crazy floor sweepers at like 2AM when you stop in just to get some cookies or something cuz you and your fat friends have nothing to do cuz Blockbuster Video is closed and you've already beat up some 99 cent double cheeseburgers from McDonald's so you figure let's go fuck around with the floor cleaning guy who also DJ's on the weekends and this is a very long run on sentence but it shouldn't stop because i feel that the douche in the picture should stop DJing cuz there was a spill in isle 3 and he needs to clean it up because by morning my grandma will be in there to buy eggs for Easter so we can paint them and stuff so let the douche get back to work.

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post #15 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 10:50 PM
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post #16 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 11:10 PM
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120 pounds of pure douche! He found some time to douche it up in the bathroom while his mom went to Whole Foods to buy his favorite Lunchables. Look at the stupid face home boy is making.

It's as if he's saying...yeah, i got both my nipples pierced. What's up wanna bone?

Then he hops in his '92 Tercel bumping Diamond Girl freestyle while making his way to Best Buy where he works selling Lindsey Lohan CD's. Real Gansta!!!!!

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post #18 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 11:21 PM
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Wow this chit is funny, rep given. There sure is a lot of weirdo's on myspace.

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post #19 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 09:07 AM
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I see these types of fuckers at the gym all the tome. I just feel like dumping a plate on their chest while on the bench.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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I see these types of fuckers at the gym all the tome. I just feel like dumping a plate on their chest while on the bench.
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post #21 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 09:14 AM
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you fag
Seriously. What's with the cocked hat anyways? If you were on the souf side i guarantee that shit'll be straighter than my Sunday morning chub.

Anyone else notice the new trend of the douchebags? Lines on the side of the head. Fucking amazng. I guess the more lines you have on the head, the more of a douche you are?

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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post #22 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 09:17 AM
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omg!!

Bikes can be replaced...people can't...ride safe!!
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post #23 of 47 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 08:05 PM
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hey at least i didn't throw up.
Hey, at least neither of you is this guy:

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"Asian Drama"
Can't give you any more rep!!
Awesome find!!
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Holy Shit that site is funny!

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