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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-28-2008, 03:27 PM Thread Starter
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I listed my old FZR600 for sale on craigslist last night. I received an interesting email reply to it today.

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I am interested in purchasing your bike. However, I was wondering if it has good vibrations through the seat when you are riding. That excites me very much. Also, I wanted to know if there would be room for another man to ride with me. We are both pretty good sized men. Thank you Ryan for your time.



P.S. We should go riding together sometime.



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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-28-2008, 03:28 PM
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hmmm not sure i would have shared that
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haha! Nice.

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i bet you cant wait to get this guy over to look at it, maybe you could test ride it together!!

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It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation
Yo! It's about that time
To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme
I'm a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores
On the house tip is how I'm swingin' this
Strictly Hip-Hop boy, I ain't singin' this
Bringing this to the entire nation
Black, white, red, brown
Feel the vibration

Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration

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^hahahahahaaha!!

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It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation
Yo! It's about that time
To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme
I'm a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores
On the house tip is how I'm swingin' this
Strictly Hip-Hop boy, I ain't singin' this
Bringing this to the entire nation
Black, white, red, brown
Feel the vibration

Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration
I should paste that into my email reply to Tyrone.
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I just emailed him back with those lyrics.
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Wait...don't keep us in suspense...when are you guys goin riding?!?
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I just emailed him back with those lyrics.
You're gonna have a stalker on your hands!

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Tyrone is Ron's "Stage Name". True Story

Tyrone? Ron?
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I was the one who emailed you fruitcake!
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I was the one who emailed you fruitcake!
I always knew you were gay.

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Tyrone? Ron?
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Steve for president

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I was the one who emailed you fruitcake!
Yeah? I figured it was someone I knew fucking with me.
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Yeah? I figured it was someone I knew fucking with me.
Are you going to Winks tomorrow? If so, maybe G2G can fullfill his dreams of riding two up with you...on the same seat.




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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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Are you going to Winks tomorrow? If so, maybe G2G can fullfill his dreams of riding two up with you...on the same seat.



I wasn't planning on it but maybe now it will be worth my while if Steve wants to ride my seat.
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Same goes for riding 2 up also.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?

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I was actually picturing the Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" instead of Marky Marky and the Funky Bunch....
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