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post #1 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:36 AM Thread Starter
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Dear CLSB friends and folk,

I know I have been around since I discovered this place and it has been a good time. I've made some friends, laughed at people, been laughed at, and pissed some people off, but in the end, I am a nice guy.

It is with deep regret that I am leaving the site for another local sportbike forum. I've been offered a position that I could not pass up. I might check in here periodically, though I don't know how much time I will have working full time and administering a site.

Ken and Tony, you guys are awesome and I wish CLSB the best. It is a very unique site that brings people of all types together to share one common interest and you guys did a great job putting it together.

To all my other friends, you have my AIM or email, stay in touch.

Again, I am sorry and will miss this place, but money talks.

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post #2 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:37 AM
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post #3 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:38 AM
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post #6 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:39 AM
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Pretty sure this is a bad april fools day joke. Forum work doesnt pay shit!

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post #7 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:39 AM
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post #9 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:41 AM Thread Starter
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No it doesn't pay much, but while I'm paying child support and living at my dad's place because I can't afford squat, I'll take what I can get.
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then it doesnt matter if we just bann your account?
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post #11 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:45 AM Thread Starter
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I didn't fool one person, huh?
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Bobby likes penis too.. he forgot to put that in there.

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You're such a tool bobby

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This confirms that you are, indeed, a ghey. GTFO biatch!

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post #22 of 53 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:55 AM
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Hmmm mort thats the worse joke even by your standards

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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What i think is more ghey was that wave you gave me when we saw you leaving Winks. Kinda reminded me of a Ms. America wave.


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I saw this guy with his yellowed out and thought to myself "What a homo.... oh shit, it's endless"

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I saw this guy with his yellowed out and thought to myself "What a homo.... oh shit, it's endless"

bwahahahahahaha!!!! the banana with it's hammock riding it!
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I saw this guy with his yellowed out and thought to myself "What a homo.... oh shit, it's endless"

You just jealous cause i have the ORIGINAL RR.

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hey good luck to you stay in touch if you run it right like me and tony from sponsors to advertisers to networking with other companies. clearly you can bring in what me and tony do which is just over 500K just from this site ALONE!



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