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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:46 AM Thread Starter
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Anyone care to recommend a crusher in Chicago?

I think it's time to live my dream.

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I think it's time to live my dream.
You bought a Ducati?

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In motorcycle terms, that's like taking your Ducati to a dealer for service, and they hand you back a 1979 backfiring Honda 400 Hawk.. because after all, a bike is a bike.
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There is a good one in Joliet, I think it's Acme scrap company.
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let me ride it in the rain. ill crush it.

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Drop it off at my place Mao. I'll *ahem* crush that Ducati for you.

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Lemme ram it with the Audi.

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2 dead vehicles doesnt make 1 work
..this coming from a guy with a gf's car who's lacking a front bumper.

What were you guys doing Poorboys Auto? Getting more c/f stickers?

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..this coming from a guy with a gf's car who's lacking a front bumper.

What were you guys doing Poorboys Auto? Getting more c/f stickers?
no dipshit, we had to get the hardware to put it on for a show since the orginal hardware was at my house. Putting on a bumper isnt rocket science for most

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no dipshit, we had to get the hardware to put it on for a show since the orginal hardware was at my house. Putting on a bumper isnt rocket science for most
Ahh, i thought you guys removed it, knowing you couldn't get up the entrance at P-boys. I'm sure chills will like the car lol. You can see that thing from a mile away!

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Dude...I don't know how many penis posts I have read of yours today! You know what they say about men who talk about their penis so much....

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If i typed with my wang, my posts wouldn't make any sense. It would simply read, "12436uthfw5rtt6435i67y5aeryrtyejdgjnst43tyw5htryw5 ahreyhw." Yeah, i'm all about the girth.


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I was # 1 in line for a Ducati Desmo, at least that is what the dealer told me. But that son of a bitch Tom Cruise stepped in and stole my thunder so I canceled my order. I'm going to have to settle for crushing a Ducati 1098. True story.

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