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post #1 of 121 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 06:01 PM Thread Starter
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Fuckin A!!!

So the genious I am decided to ride to work today, lil rain in the morning but nothing bad. So I just went outside to leave work and some fuckbag decided to back into it and leave, usually i take the gsxr to work but i wanted to get out on the cbr today...great fokin mistake!

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Watching the Cubs lose is the opposite of appreciating a fine wine ó itís like watching a car accident in progress. Itís horrifying, yet gruesomely riveting, and you canít help but watch and sympathize with the poor souls inside.
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the bike i painted just got backed into?

tell me this is a joke?



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the bike i painted just got backed into?

tell me this is a joke?
yes the damn bike u just painted!

i gotta go fill out a police report, ill post pics later

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Watching the Cubs lose is the opposite of appreciating a fine wine ó itís like watching a car accident in progress. Itís horrifying, yet gruesomely riveting, and you canít help but watch and sympathize with the poor souls inside.
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your so full of it




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No curb involved? I smell a prank.
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You got some balls posting that. I would not even tell Ody that I scratched my wifes car three weeks after he just did all the touch-up.

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Dude, I looked in your windows just now. The telephony and the giggy are still in the living room. I thought you were getting rid of that hideous carpet.
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Bah another bad joke

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I believe I am the winner with the happy birthday to Dave13 thread.

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haha you got my ass though, just see if I say HBD on your REAL BD.
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That was worse than my joke.
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so was this a joke mark?



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Mark is in thailand getting some touch up work done.. he'll be back monday.

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so was this a joke mark?


ron hinted it off when he said the telefonica is treated like a ducati, one hint of rain and its all indoors

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negative rep time

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at least ken questioned it...in my mind thats a victory

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How does your rep look Silent?

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ron hinted it off when he said the telefonica is treated like a ducati, one hint of rain and its all indoors
Not only was it a bad joke, but you're a fair weather rider to boot

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Not only was it a bad joke, but you're a fair weather rider to boot
i have a gsxr for those rainy and unfair weather days...

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joke or not... no telefonica-no gf

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