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Man Accidentally Kills Wife During Botched Satellite TV Install

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 08:45 PM
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all i see is a clever plan to kill your wife and get away with it and 100 extra channels to boot.

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Darwin Award must involve killing yourself, still stupid though
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all i see is a clever plan to kill your wife and get away with it and 100 extra channels to boot.


That is exactly what I thought too.
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.. yeah right accident!
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dumb-ass if he actually thought to use a gun for that...and good shot if he's able to aim through a roof!

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post #12 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-02-2008, 10:22 AM Thread Starter
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Whats even funnier are the responses people left under the article. LOL CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Any word if he took out a nice fat insurance policy on her a few days before???

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Wonder if he finished the install before calling the ambulance.

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Wonder if he finished the install before calling the ambulance.
If he's a real man he would've

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Now you can kill your wife...






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post #18 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-02-2008, 07:32 PM
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Accident my ass. Unless she jumped out in front of the wall, in which case, stupid hurts.
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