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Why Do I Torture Myself by.....

...reading about and watching shit I'll not be able to afford anytime soon

I have always had a place for the "Sleeper" aspect of these cars and the Snob Appeal is right up my alley too - I get depressed after watching and reading these and wonder "how do I get to that level?"

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Always held a spot for this "Weekender"

http://jalopnik.com/tag/612/

And to take it up 12 notches - Why not weekend this way, but get there a fuck of a lot faster? (love the Vid too)

http://www.ferrarifiorano.com/

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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That is just so far out there for me I can not even conceive of it. I was just talking with the little today that once I finish my masters I am getting another street bike and I would love the 11k Duc mono-posto but that is a stretch.

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...reading about and watching shit I'll not be able to afford anytime soon

I have always had a place for the "Sleeper" aspect of these cars and the Snob Appeal is right up my alley too - I get depressed after watching and reading these and wonder "how do I get to that level?"
you and me both. time to start your own business, thats the only way to get there, you cant count on anyone else to ever make you rich.




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...reading about and watching shit I'll not be able to afford anytime soon

I have always had a place for the "Sleeper" aspect of these cars and the Snob Appeal is right up my alley too - I get depressed after watching and reading these and wonder "how do I get to that level?"

Sigh

Always held a spot for this "Weekender"

http://jalopnik.com/tag/612/

And to take it up 12 notches - Why not weekend this way, but get there a fuck of a lot faster? (love the Vid too)

http://www.ferrarifiorano.com/
one day ill have one



(that should be read one day ill steal one)

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Nothing compared to the Toyota Tundra, huh??
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and i guess if your this guy you get to beat the hell out of one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR51r...eature=related

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Bug if your ever lookin to start a business let me know, I am always looking for new partnership opportunities.




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i have a business proposition for you.

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i have a business proposition for you.

replacement ducati seat cowls with 2 coffee cup holders built into the seat
I am off to my patent attorney with that one




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Patent Pending!!!!!

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...reading about and watching shit I'll not be able to afford anytime soon

I have always had a place for the "Sleeper" aspect of these cars and the Snob Appeal is right up my alley too - I get depressed after watching and reading these and wonder "how do I get to that level?"

Sigh

Always held a spot for this "Weekender"

http://jalopnik.com/tag/612/

And to take it up 12 notches - Why not weekend this way, but get there a fuck of a lot faster? (love the Vid too)

http://www.ferrarifiorano.com/
start your high class gigalo enterprise!
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Patent Pending!!!!!
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HAHAHAHA - I love you fucks - If I did not dream and want all that I do, I could never get thru a day of my life - I HAVE to think of shit like this to keep me going - I have somehow better'ed my way of life (not just W2 but even helping family and making sure my 72 yr old 5' foot nothin Italian Ma never goes without) with every year - I know most of the elite come from the lucky sperm club and were born into it but I have to believe that if anyone can make shit happen then why the fuck can't I? Right?

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Okay I just read my shit and after (5) Grey Goose Dirty Martini's on an empty stomach:

"I want to thank the academy and all the little people that made this possible"

I need sleep.

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Amen Dude - I am reminded daily when I see someone eating shit outta a garbage can in front of my Bldg

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Bug if your ever lookin to start a business let me know, I am always looking for new partnership opportunities.
Dude - This thought has kept me up nights - I just have no idea what I would do?

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Start shipping mail order brides from South America. Men here will pay for them, you will need to take frequent trips there, and on occasion sample the goods to make sure they are up to your expectations.
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Well considering your travel record, whats your thoughts on swallowing a few condoms?




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Well considering your travel record, whats your thoughts on swallowing a few condoms?
I am not apposed

Dave - That market is saturated - Do a search and you will finds TONS of sites - My favorite is limabrides

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Dave - That market is saturated - Do a search and you will finds TONS of sites - My favorite is limabrides
Wow....you've actually searched for that???
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Amen Dude - I am reminded daily when I see someone eating shit outta a garbage can in front of my Bldg
i was thinking along the lines of u already have a ducati, u are better then half of us already
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u already have a ducati, :
For now...................

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For now...................

Is this a for sale announcement ?




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